There's a woman here to visit, so happy, to visit
Please smile and try hard not to laugh at her
She believes the moon is Roquefort or cheddar or Muenster
Or any other cheese you might prefer
She believes that Neil Armstrong, a hero, Neil Armstrong
Was walking on the surface over Mars
Such a woman this stupid we thought we'd never see
The dumbest in history
Would you all say hi to Sheila Jackson Lee