Why Men Are So Damn Cool!!!!

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[Boot Hill]

Why Men are so Damn Cool:

1. Your rear end is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10. Same work .. more pay.

11. Wrinkles-add character.

12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

20. You can open all your own jars.

21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

27. No maxi-pads.

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.

37. The world is your urinal.

[MonroeDNA]

Uhhhh..... Wax what? shudder

[Brytani]

Hint, Zoloft can be bought, without a prescription from Mexico. You might want to give it a shot.

[disclaimer]

I'm with you XLurk - I'm tired of the socialist trick of playing the sexes against each other. I'm sure the post incites feeling of resentment towards men when read by some women - especially since the piece contains lies and half-truths.

It's ironic to think that men reading that trivial stuff can laugh while in the real 'red pill' world, men:

...are consider assories in a family, not a crucial component as mothers
...lose their baby having no legal standing to their wife or 'partners' decision to abort their child.
...are removed from their home on just the claim having made a threat to a woman in the same residence
...lose their children as in the majority of divorce cases
...can lose their guns from a restraining order issued without a conviction of any kind
...can be convicted of rape in CA after having consent if the woman changes her mind during the act

Yeah, men are 'real cool' for letting this happen to themselves.

None of this is a laughing matter to me. I've lost my sense of humor reading this crap of being a guy is better than being a girl, or the other way around. Men and women have their own pros and cons in being who they are. Real men don't need superficial shallow tripe like "Why Men Are So Damn Cool" to make them feel good about themselves.

Real men and women need to bring back the family and RESPECT for BOTH men and women. We have a long way to go so right now I don't have much of a 'sense of humor' about a "Why Men Are So Damn Cool" sort of posting.

Mens News Daily

iFeminists

Concerned Women for America

[Boot Hill]

disclaimer says:   "...while in the real 'red pill' world..."

Kind of sums up the problem quite well, I think.

--Boot Hill

[disclaimer]

disclaimer says: "...while in the real 'red pill' world..."

Kind of sums up the problem quite well, I think.

--Boot Hill

For those who don't understand the meaning of red pill, I'd suggest you read the link as posted by XLurk.

[PatrioticAmerican]

"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

Holy shxt! They Explode??? I better get Gail to stop smoking when she pees!

[Squantos]

My Girl Friday and I had a really great laugh reading the "funny joke"....... Thanks for the grins !

[ActionNewsBill]

2. Your orgasms are real. Always

I've "faked it".

[Boot Hill]

My reply was made with a full understanding of the fantasy world associated with the "red pill/blue pill" nonsense. Now knowing that, go back and read my reply again and see if you catch the drift.

--Boot Hill

[SierraWasp]

"As long as you don't count old men with hemorrhoids!"

Hay!!!

I resemble that remark!!!

[Boot Hill]

Hey bud, you took the same oath of silence that I did, ixnay on the akefay stuff, OK? (I could think of nothing funnier than two people having sex and both faking their orgasm!)

--Boot

[disclaimer]

My reply was made with a full fool understanding of the fantasy world associated with the "red pill/blue pill" nonsense. Now knowing that, go back and read my reply again and see if you catch the drift.

Boot, from reading your comments, one would have to substitute the word 'fool' for 'full' in your statement.

[TomServo]

#39. Farts are celebrated.

And frequently lit.

[XLurk]

A Testosterone-Estrogen synergistic bump.

- And a thank you.

[Boot Hill]

You're welcome, but I won't give up the day job just yet.

--Boot

[rocknotsand]

A problem with hand tools... I failed as well - could never pick out the metric size adjustable wrench - only the standard one.

[XLurk]

Obviously, none of you have attempted any significant small-business entrepreneurial undertaking in the the past decade or so - otherwise you would not be denigrating me.

Prove me wrong.

Let's hear of YOUR experiences - here in the land of the allegedly-free.

NOT as an employee.
NOT as a contractor working though a job shop.
ON YOUR OWN TOTALLY.

Let's trade stories - I'm all ears.

(Quite frankly - I think all you people work for the gubmint.)

[Boot Hill]

"Boot, from reading your comments..."

Congratulations on a commendable first step!

--Boot Hill

[Centurion2000]

38. We know lots of stuff about GUNS.