[tictoc]

Well, if nothing else, this is certainly great fun.

Here is the first paragraph from Donga's top story today:

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END KOREAN QUOTE

(Apologies to Freepers without Korean language support installed; you will see only random characters instead of Korean words.)

Now let's enter this into Babelfish and marvel at the prowess of machine translation:

BEGIN BABELFISH TRANSLATION
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END BABELFISH TRANSLATION

Hmm...

But wait, donga.com also offers an English version of its content!

This appears to be a day behind the Korean-language edition... There is some good human-interest material there, like the report on a Flushing, NY, restaurant owner dead of a heart attack following false reports over her serving dog meat (which turned out to be only coyote meat).

Nothing, however, about the affectionate germ exchange, nor whose Assembly will get its member torn (ouch!), and nothing either on the strong unpleasantly wind... although perhaps it is best not to ask.

[AmericanInTokyo]

It did not work.

I even went to Korean font mode and still got the nonsense fonts. Perhaps you can give a URL link, since I have Korean fonts, but foreign font export does not apparantly work as text through the FR system (although posting as HTML from a website banner, etc, does).

[AmericanInTokyo]

As I mentioned, there are drawbacks. (I know, I read some hilarious report about "problems of Kim Jong il and it's anus hemorroid toward the policy of S. Korea")

Good basically for charts and headlines. For languages the most similar to English, such as Spanish, German, etc., it works much better, admittedly. Good luck!

[gnarledmaw]

"...strong unpleasantly wind..."

A key portion of their attack plan to neutralize the American force. This is where catapults lob clay vessels of kimchee into our lines...