Kids books that did'nt make it

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[Rebelbase]

Kids Books That Didn't Make It

1) You're Different -- And That's Bad 2) The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables 3) Robert: Dad's New Wife 4) Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share 5) The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking 6) Kathy Was So Bad That her Mom Stopped Loving Her 7) Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 8) All Cats Go to Hell 9) The Little Sissy That Snitched 10) Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends? 11) That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption. 12) Grandpa Gets a Casket 13) 101 Things You Can Do at the Bottom of the Pool 14) The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 15) Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear 16) The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 17) Strangers Have the Best Candy 18) Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way 19) You Were an Accident 20) Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 21) Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 22) Your Nightmares Are Real 23) Where Would You Like to be Buried? 24) You've Got Hepatitis B, Charlie Brown 25) Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from Your Nose"

[Rebelbase]

Found this in my email this morning.

Any others to be added.

[ewing]

LOL! 'Youve got Hep B, Charlie Brown!'

[Rebelbase]

1) You're Different -- And That's Bad
2) The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
3) Robert: Dad's New Wife
4) Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5) The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
6) Kathy Was So Bad That her Mom Stopped Loving Her
7) Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
8) All Cats Go to Hell
9) The Little Sissy That Snitched
10) Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be
Friends?
11) That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption.
12) Grandpa Gets a Casket
13) 101 Things You Can Do at the Bottom of the Pool
14) The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15) Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
16) The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17) Strangers Have the Best Candy
18) Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19) You Were an Accident
20) Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21) Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
22) Your Nightmares Are Real
23) Where Would You Like to be Buried?
24) You've Got Hepatitis B, Charlie Brown
25) Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of
Things from Your Nose"

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[Rebelbase]

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[justshe]

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[flynhghr]

Heres a few titles that aren't available in stores "Curious George Gets the Ebola Virus", "The Kid's Guide to Playing in Traffic"

[confused1]

Rebecca: Mom's New Husband

[HairOfTheDog]

ROFL!

[AxelPaulsenJr]

This will no doubt insult some of the sensative out there, but it is funny as hell anyway.

[Rebelbase]

"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry "

Thats a country song.

[dfwgator]

Robert: Dad's New Wife

I'm sure the San Franscisco school district will inevitably make this mandatory reading.

[confused1]

"How To Get Your Degree While Pulling Tricks"

[weikel]

Damn I think I could get rich writing these( I can't write worth a damn but kids books). Ill cut you in at 10% if I do.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Where the heck have you been? I saw your face on a milk carton!

[weikel]

9) The Little Sissy That Snitched

I smell a bestseller.

[Poohbah]

Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert

Who Shat in the Hat?

[Wolfie]

"That's Not Daddy, And They're Not Sleeping"

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I Think He's Your Daddy, But I Can't Be Sure"

[far sider]

16) The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

Ha!

[BenLurkin]

A local eco-wacko problem involving some clown holding up a construction project inspired a serious idea for a children's book. I would call it: IT'S NOT YOUR TREE!