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I can't help myself Doug, I have to post this, and this seems like a great place to do it.

I got this in an e-mail from my mother believe it or not!! LOL

Hilary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car.

The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't -- the old cow was killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand and an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened?" asked Hillary.

"Well," the driver replied, "The farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied: "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow."

ROFLMAO!! It absolutely killed me, and from my mother no less!!

I love my mother!!!