[TLBSHOW]

Surrender would be good.

[EGPWS]

Surrender would be good.

Won't happen. Whatever his speech is, it will be another effort on his part to drag on the stiffling of the immanent attack.

[unending thunder]

No. He will announce he has cloned himself. Brother Rael to back him up. His PR girl corners market in cheap lip gloss and undersize microskirts.

UN inspectors told to find DNA samples. All camels and goats rounded up and inspected. Saddam admits to UN to possession of massive weapon, in fact the father of all weapons, if not half the population.

Big Mac opens first franchise, with Bagdhad Burqua.