Posted on 01/04/2003 12:12:42 PM PST by Dakotabound
"Hey Dad," My Son asked the other day, "what was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?"
"We didn't have fast food when I was growing up."
"C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?"
"We ate at home," I explained. "Your Grandma cooked every day and when your Grandpa got home from work, we all sat down together at the table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I had to sit there until I did like it." By this time, my Son was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer some serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I had to get my Father's permission to leave the table.
Here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I had figured his system could handle it.
My parents never: wore Levi's, set foot on a golf course, traveled out of the country, flew in a plane or had a credit card. In their later years they had something called a "revolving charge card" but they never actually used it. It was only good at Sears-Roebuck. Or maybe it was Sears and Roebuck. Either way, there is no Roebuck anymore.
My parents never drove me to soccer practice. This was because soccer back then was just for the girls. We actually did walk to school. By the time you were in the 6th grade it was not cool to ride the bus unless you lived more than 4 or 5 miles from the school, even when it was raining or there was ice or snow on the ground.
Outdoor sports consisted of stickball, snowball fights, building forts, making snowmen and sliding down hills on a piece of cardboard. No skate boards, roller blades or trail bikes.
We didn't have a television in our house until I was 12. It was, of course, black and white, but you could buy a piece of special colored plastic to cover the screen. The top third was blue, like the sky, and the bottom third was green, like grass. The middle third was red. It was perfect for programs that had scenes of fire trucks riding across someone's lawn on a sunny day.
I was 13 before I tasted my first pizza. It was a Sam's Pizza at the East end of Fruit Street in Milford. My friend, Steve took me there to try what he called "pizza pie." When I bit into it, I burned the roof of my mouth and the cheese slid off, swung down and plastered itself against my chin. It's still the best pizza I ever had.
Pizzas were not delivered to your house back then, but the milk was. I looked forward to winter because the cream in the milk was on top of the bottle and it would freeze and push the cap off. Of course us kids would get up first to get the milk and eat the frozen cream before our mother could catch us.
I never had a telephone in my room. Actually the only phone in the house was in the hallway and it was on a party line. Before you could make a call, you had to listen in to make sure someone else wasn't already using the line. If the line was not in use an Operator would come on and ask "number please" and you would give her the number you wanted to call.
There was no such thing as a computer or a hand held calculator. We were required to memorize the "times tables." Believe it or not, we were tested each week on our ability to perform mathematics with nothing but a pencil and paper. We took a spelling test every day. There was no such thing as a "social promotion." If you flunked a class, you repeated that grade the following year. Nobody was concerned about your "self esteem." We had to actually do something praiseworthy before we were praised. We learned that you had to earn respect.
All newspapers were delivered by boys and most all boys delivered newspapers. I delivered the "Milford Daily News" six days a week. It cost 7 cents a paper, of which I got to keep 2 cents. On Saturday, I had to collect the 42 cents from my customers. My favorite customers were the ones who gave me 50 cents and told me to keep the change. My least favorite customers were the ones who seemed to never be home on collection day.
Movie stars kissed with their mouths shut on screen. Touching someone else's tongue with yours was called French kissing and they just didn't do that in the movies back then. I had no idea what they did in French movies. French movies were considered dirty and we weren't allowed to see them.
You never saw the Lone Ranger, Roy Rogers or anyone else actual kill someone. The heroes back then would just shoot the gun out of the bad guys hand. There was no blood and violence.
When you were sick, the Doctor actually came to your house. No, I am not making this up. Drugs were something you purchased at a pharmacy in order to cure an illness.
If we dared to "sass" our parents, or any other grown-up, we immediately found out what soap tasted like. For more serious infractions, we learned about something called a "this hurts me more than it hurts you." I never did quite understand that one?
In those days, parents were expected to discipline their kids. There was no interference from the government. "Social Services" or "Family Services" had not been invented (The ninth and tenth amendments to the constitution were still observed in those days.)
I must be getting old because I find myself reflecting back more and more and thinking I liked it a lot better back then. If you grew up in a generation before there was fast food, you may want to share some of these memories with your kids or grandchildren. Just don't blame me if they wet themselves laughing. Growing up today sure ain't what it used to be.
I remember going to an all night pizza joint on Tremont Street to get a cup of coffee, 2 am in the morning, 1969. I look like a cop, tall, thin, short hair, the pimps melted into the walls. I was installing an alarm system in a porno theater.
That's all gone now and most of the people are dead, but I go back and wake them up now and then and torment them one more time.
Been there and done that...My first sack was a strap sewed on a Gunny Sack. (burlap to you yung uns)I know there is a dress designer with that label.
I always liked true soda fountains where the "soda jerk" would first pump the flavored syrup into the glass then add the carbonated water himself. Of course he could also add ice cream or make milk shakes and sundaes as well. But even a simple soda was (IMHO) better and available in a lot more flavors than Coke/Pepsi/Sprite/Orange and maybe Root Beer that's around today.
I grew up in Takoma Park, Maryland and Landover, Maryland.
Yes, I remember when the hippies fouled up the Mall.
They were always protesting in front of the Pentagon to; throwing red paint on the
outside walls to protest the Vietnam war. Just try that today and see what happens!
Beat's me. I never heard of it.
But there were some other replies earlier on the thread that mentioned something about a "twanger".
(IMHO, sounded like the adults were getting a kick out of a double entendre joke with kids being totally oblivious to the "dirty" interpretation.)
Forgot that wonderful one! Loved it! There was just one radio in the house, and we'd gather near it to listen. No FM, either!
My mother was Canadian, and every Christmas either she would call her family in Montreal, or they would call her. It was a family event, and nothing was more intriguing than to hear the operator say "All the circuits are busy!" We'd all say, hushed ---- 'the circuits are busy'! We were so impressed.
Have we ever come a long way!! When I've been in China, I'd look at an old person and wonder just what they witnessed during their life. I knew they had been through turmoil that I couldn't imagine. I guess I'm now approaching that age where I realize that I've witnessed amazing things. Not life threatening turmoil, but just the changes that have happened over time. What an exciting, sometimes fearful, but always changing times.
Remember the commercials, "Which twin has the Toni?"
At some schools you could even get out of gym class at that time of the month. My aunt hated gym class, so she pretended to be having her time of the month once a week! LOL As a kid I remember seeing magazine ads for Tampax that were worded rather delicately. They'd say, "Can even be used by single girls, and you can swim and ride horseback while using them!" I remember thinking, "What kind of product can this be?" HA
I remember Dick Biondi. I even remember the radio jingle announcing his show. "Biondi blue horizon," it went!
Are you serious?? Like that's going to protect us from another 9-11??? They're worried about "the power of cheese"???
LOL! I get most of my stash from Indy too. Stopping off at White Castle on the way to the airport is a tradition for me.
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