[Doc Savage]

How about the astromical odds that a pudgy, thick-thighed, four-eyed lesbian twit could become the First Filcher? Multiply those odds by the absurdity that she would grow up to marry a treasonous, rapist, murderer who would end up being elected Der Schlickmeister twice!!! Talk about odds!!

[Gritty]

How about the astromical odds that a pudgy, thick-thighed, four-eyed lesbian twit could become the First Filcher?

Unhappily, I don't think those odds are "astronomical". I think they are closer to 1:1 than many people fear!

Remember, we're talking about the same voting public that elected her criminal husband twice and gave Al Gore more votes than Bush. Does that make you feel secure?