USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Operation Postcards ~ December 28 2002

Military City ^ | 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub and FRiends of the Canteen

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Many of you have asked if there was another way to contact
our military men and women besides sending e-mails.
This might make an easy to do classroom project or office project.
Just click on the links in the graphic to find out what to do.

[Radix]

Subject: Stock Market Explained


BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor
to mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18-month period when the kids get no
allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

MOMENTUM INVESTING -- The fine art of buying high and selling low.

VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the
market keeps crashing.

BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

"BUY, BUY" -- A flight attendant making market recommendations
as you step off the plane.

STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets
equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy who actually remembers his wallet
when he runs to the 7-11 for toilet paper and cigarettes.

MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per
share.

WINDOWS 2000 -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker
that bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a
nuthouse.

PROFIT -- Religious guy who talks to God.

[Soaring Feather]

Silly Rabbit

The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful."
ooooooooohhhhhhhh now you have done it!

I just crashed RADIX visiting your site!

[radu]

Get your safety belts on, Lock and Load.

The Force is with Me!

Slow train wreck coming with me at the helm!

Uuuuum, giiirlz? Are we sure this is a good idea?

[Kathy in Alaska]

AP, your greeting cards are super. Thanks.

[Radix]

I ain't on drugs,

but I did a search on Google,

I entered the word "driving."

This was one of my results....

The Greatful Dead!

LoL

It makes me want to, learn more about so called Music!

I know a few words to this song, and that is not saying much!


Casey Jones

Driving that train, high on cocaine,
Casey Jones is ready, watch your speed.
Trouble ahead, trouble behind,
And you know that notion just crossed my mind.

This old engine makes it on time,
Leaves Central Station 'bout a quarter to nine,
Hits River Junction at seventeen to,
At a quarter to ten you know it's travlin' again.

Driving that train, high on cocaine,
Casey Jones is ready, watch your speed.
Trouble ahead, trouble behind,
And you know that notion just crossed my mind.

Trouble ahead, Lady in red,
Take my advice you'd be better off dead.
Switchman's sleeping, train hundred and two is
On the wrong track and headed for you.

Driving that train, high on cocaine,
Trouble ahead, trouble behind,
And you know that notion just crossed my mind.

Trouble with you is the trouble with me,
Got two good eyes but you still don't see.
Come round the bend, you know it's the end,
The fireman screams and the engine just gleams...

[radu]

Hey Radix! If I bring along some chok-lits, can we maybe leave out the "train wreck" part? I already feel like I've been in one. LOL!

[Soaring Feather]

Hey radu,

The USO FReeper Style Canteen Crew of NIGHT RAIDER/RIDES ANON rides again!!!!

Get your safety belts on, Lock and Load.

The Force is with Me!
Slow train wreck coming with me at the helm!

We can do this! Just think NASCAR

[Kathy in Alaska]

"Subject: Stock Market Explained"

Best explanation I've seen so far. LOL!!

[radu]

You typed in "driving" at Google and got The Gateful Dead??? LOL!! That's too funny!!! Where on earth did they get that??? Only in cyber-space! hehehehehehehe!

[Radix]

Things to NEVER say to cops...

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
(OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last cop only gave me a warning, too!


10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.


12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

[Kathy in Alaska]

We will expect a picture of the jungle gym "thingy" that caused you such pain when it's all put together.

[radu]

Stock Market Explained

This makes sense to me. :-))

[Soaring Feather]

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

I would have said something like this a few years ago!

LOL
Naughty girl, I'm a blonde you know!

[Kathy in Alaska]

"Chocolate is a Vegetable!"

I like this vegetable. Radu, it's not green!!

[radu]

We can do this! Just think NASCAR

You sure that's a good idea? LOL!!!!

[Radix]

Goodnight all of you Girlz.

I am glad that you Kathy and Bentfeather are feeling better tonight.

It was fun with you too Radu.

Are we related?

We are both Rads?

I will see you all tomorrow I hope.

Please root for the Patriots.

I am in deep DooDoo if the Miami team wins.

She (Linda) will never let me live it down.

I might have to take a hiatus from FR.com.

I am after all a sensitive guy!

Good night all, be well!


Good night Troops.

I think about you all of the time.

Please keep an eye out for 2LT Radix JR. He is my hero!

[Soaring Feather]

let her rip Radix!!!!!!

We can do this! Just think NASCAR

[American Preservative]

To our troops - Thank you for protecting US. Sleep well and safe.

[radu]

"Things to NEVER say to cops..."

"Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in."

Yup, that's me. My lead foot has gotten me into more trouble over the years. LOL!!!

[Soaring Feather]

let her rip Radix!!!!!!