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THE REAL HILLARY CLINTON: Episode #6 - Defiling the White House Christmas Tree
UNLIMITED ACCESS | book -- 1996 | Gary Aldrich; dfu comments

Posted on 12/26/2002 8:06:03 PM PST by doug from upland

NOTE: the survival of our Republic is threatened by two things -- fundamentalist Islamic terrorists and Hillary Rodham Clinton. President Bush is leading the fight against the terrorists. It is up to those of us who know the real Hillary Clinton to lead the fight against her. We must shine the light of truth on this dangerous woman so that all Americans may know the real Hillary.

#6 in the continuing series.

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"Gary, you and your team will work on the Blue Room tree."

What? I had been "fired" two years before from the Blue Room tree, the first lady's tree, for complete decorative incompetence.

"They must have forgotten," I thought.

I went out to unload a truckful of ornament boxes. They had been received at another location and then X-rayed and examined to make sure nobody sent the White House a ticking bomb. We brought the boxes into the hallway just north of the Green, Red, and Blue Rooms, between the State Dining Room and the East Room.

The GSA, the Park Service, and the Residence maintenance staff had erected all the trees. Some staff were on high ladders, hanging evergreen garlands. We gathered around folding tables to unpack the ornament boxes.

It took about ten seconds to get the first reaction. "What in the world?"

Then another: "What the hell?"

Then another. "Look at this things! What is it?"

"Hillary's ornaments is what!"

From one end of the hall to the other, about forty people were picking up these "things," staring at them, turning them around, trying to figure them out or stifle their embarrassed laughter. I turned to one of my team members. "What are these things?"

"I heard the theme is The Twelve Days of Christmas, as interpreted by art students from around the country. Hillary sent a letter out just two months ago, really late actually, asking budding artists to send in an interpretation of The Twelve Days of Christmas, and this is what they came up with."

I couldn't believe what I was looking at. "This stuff is just childish garbage! We can't hang this stuff on any White House Christmas tree! This is a bad joke."

"Gary, the orders from the First Lady's Office are to hang these. It's what she wants, so we have to hang them. Anyway, many of them are from 'blue ribbon' art schools, as designated by the Secretary of Education. The whole administration has a stake in this."

"Well, if this is blue ribbon, then we're in serious trouble, educationally." I pulled out one ornament that was five real onion rings (five golden rings) glued to a white styrofoam tray, with a hook attached to the back so it could be hung. But where? Maybe in Bill Clinton's bedroom so he could rip off a midnight snack?

I was disgusted but some of it was actually pretty funny.

"Gary, come here, look at this!" It was a mobile of twelve lords a-leaping. They were leaping al right. The ornament consisted of tiny clay male figurines. Each was naked and had a large erection. My friend said, "Whoops!" and he dropped it on the floor. Then, "Oh, no," as he stomped on it. He joked, "Man, I hope I don't get in trouble with Hillary for that!"

Some of the ornaments were silly and some were dangerous, like the crack pipes hung on a string. We couldn't figure out what crack pipes had to do with Christmas no matter how hard we tried, so we threw them back in the box. Some ornaments were constructed out of various drug paraphernalia, like syringes, heroin spoons, or roach clips, which are colorful devices sometimes adorned with bird feathers and used to hold marijuana joints.

Two turtle doves became two figurines that had the shells of turtles but the heads of birds; there were many of these. Four calling birds were--you guessed it--birds with a telephone, and there were at least two miniature phone booths with four birds inside using the telephone. There was a partridge in a pear, without the tree--a clay pear with a partridge head sticking out of it. Three French hens were French-kissing in a ménage à trois. So many of the ornaments didn't celebrate Christmas as much as they celebrated sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Several of the birds had dark glasses and were blowing saxophones.

"Hey, Gary. Come over here." I walked over. It was another leaping lords ornament. Each "lord" had a wooden body with a photograph of Rush Limbaugh for a head. A dozen ditto-heads, suitable for hanging, but nobody had the guts to hang Rush Limbaugh on Hillary's tree, so back in the box it went.

First, though, I held the Limbaugh ornament up, while someone took a picture of me. It was like holding twelve sticks of dynamite in my hand, because with my bad luck, I expected one of the Clinton folks or maybe the Clintons themselves to walk around the corner just as the camera flash went off. But I was lucky this time.

I went over to one of the tables I hadn't looked at yet. What's this? Of course. Two turtle doves, but they didn't have shells this time--they were joined together in an act of bird fornication.

I picked up another ornament that was supposed to illustrate five golden rings. One of the male florist volunteers grabbed my arm and laughed and laughed.

"What's so funny? What are you laughing at?"

"Don't you know what you're holding?"

No, I didn't, but he was happy to explain it to me: the golden rings I was holding were sex toys known as "c*ck rings"--and they had nothing to do with chickens.

Another mystery ornament was the gingerbread man. How did he fit into The Twelve Days of Christmas? Then I got it. There were five small, gold rings I hadn't seen at first: one in his ear, one in his nose, one through his nipple, one through his belly button, and, of course, the ever-popular c*ck ring.

I couldn't believe the disrespect that these ornaments represented. Many of the artists invited to make and send something to hang on the tree must have had nothing but disgust, hatred, and disrespect for the White House and the citizens of the country, a disgust obviously encouraged by the first lady in the name of artistic freedom.

I thought of all the children, grandmothers, and grandfathers waling past the White House's Blue Room, looking at the first lady's Christmas tree and wondering what in the hell had possessed the White House.

Here was another five golden rings ornament--five gold-wrapped condoms. I threw it in the trash. There were other condom ornaments, some still in the wrapper, some not. Two sets had been "blown" into balloons and tied to small trees. I wasn't sure what the connection was to The Twelve Days of Christmas. Condoms in a pear tree?

When we were through, the first lady's tree had all the beauty and majesty of a landfill.

Hillary's social secretary, Ann Stock, came down, carefully looked at the tree and its decorations and pronounced it "perfect" and "delightful." My shoulders sagged. Stock had been our last, best hope to clean up this "mistake" But instead, she thought it was "neat." At least we had turned the gingerbread man around so that his golden rings didn't face the tour line. I came back later and took some pictures of the tree and "Mr. Gingerbread Man" with rings side out. I knew nobody would believe this without photographic proof.

While I was working on the tree, Craig Livingstone happened to stop by. He was surprised to see me placing ornaments on Hillary's tree, but I told him I was an old hand at this decorating business. Livingstone was leading Oliver Stone and Michael Douglas in a tour around the White House. Stone was making Nixon, and Douglas was making An American President. Stone looked stoned to me, as he gazed around, obviously thinking of this "shot" or that. I wasn't impressed. Still, this must have been a great moment for Livingstone, our White House security director, whose goal in life was to become a Hollywood producer.

But the cameras, surprisingly enough, soon fell not on Michael Douglas or on the dazed Oliver Stone or the photogenically challenged Craig Livingstone; they fell on me. I was interviewed by Martha Stewart, who was doing a Christmas special to be aired later on a major network morning show. She promised she would not blow my cover when she learned I was an FBI agent.

As she looked around the tree she made "hmmmm" sounds. If she didn't like the tree, she was very diplomatic about it. I wondered what she really thought. It seemed to me most people could have only one thought: "Throw a tarp over it!"

Aside from displaying sex toys and self-mutilation devices on the nation's Christmas tree, there was another "change" in the way the White House celebrated Christmas. Hillary decided to delete spouses from the invitation-only staff Christmas party. This caused a bit of a stir, not only because it broke with tradition, but because it raised a question I had heard several permanent staffers ask: "Why is Hillary so hostile to families?"

I think it's because they represent a sphere of loyalty outside her control. And Hillary likes to be in charge.

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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, no level of depravity is too low for the Clintons. Can anyone imagine, in the history of this Republic, artists who would dare send these kinds of "ornaments" for the First Lady's Christmas tree? Can you imagine any First Lady allowing them to be on her tree? The Clintons are human debris. They were not fit to be in the White House. They are not fit to be around normal decent people. They are fit, however, to be around their fellow lowlifes from the Hollywood left.
1 posted on 12/26/2002 8:06:03 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
read later
2 posted on 12/26/2002 8:07:44 PM PST by LiteKeeper
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To: altair; Slyfox; chnsmok; stockpixx; exit82; malia; stanz; ditto h; Fred Mertz; johnny7; Aric2000; ..
REAL HILLARY CLINTON ping list. If I missed you or you want to be on the list, let me know.
3 posted on 12/26/2002 8:09:06 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
I saw a poll on the news today. The most admired woman was Hillary (7%) followed by Laura Bush (6%), etc. The talking head said that for this poll people picked the names - they were not prompted. I found it quite disturbing.
4 posted on 12/26/2002 8:09:37 PM PST by NEWwoman
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To: NEWwoman
That is disturbing. Americans must learn about the real Hillary Clinton before it is too late.
5 posted on 12/26/2002 8:12:30 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
I always wondered about this story. If it's true, why wasn't this a point of focus in the media. I mean, this is depraved, sick stuff on public display in the White House.

And if it wasn't true, there were MANY witnesses to the Blue Room Tree who could dispute it. That, too, should have been a major story, that Gary A. lied about the First Lady.
6 posted on 12/26/2002 8:19:44 PM PST by gitmo
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To: doug from upland

RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL - MATRIOSHKA - CLINTON WITH LADIES $119.00 Nesting doll with Clinton and his ladies, made in Russia and signed by Russian artist, size 6.5

Maybe she could hang these?

Russian Island Catalog

7 posted on 12/26/2002 8:21:28 PM PST by fight_truth_decay
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To: doug from upland
Still, this must have been a great moment for Livingstone, our White House security director, whose goal in life was to become a Hollywood producer.

Poor Craig, now reduced to driving a limo in DC, according to an article yesterday or the day before. No Hollyweird bigwig is he.

8 posted on 12/26/2002 8:23:26 PM PST by texasbluebell
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To: doug from upland
Right. But she has the media in her pocket.
9 posted on 12/26/2002 8:27:49 PM PST by NEWwoman
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To: gitmo
You can see photos of some of the actual ornaments in Gary A.'s book. I've seen a photo of the gingerbread man with the rings.

As for why the media didn't cover it? Well, they would never spill the beans on their heroes, the depraved duo.

10 posted on 12/26/2002 8:29:05 PM PST by texasbluebell
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I gotta buy a copy of the book. Mine disappeared a few years back.

It looks like this would have come out at least when the Lewinski episodes began to hit the fan.
11 posted on 12/26/2002 8:31:02 PM PST by gitmo
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To: doug from upland
This is a timely reminder of that evil one, Hitlery.
12 posted on 12/26/2002 8:37:14 PM PST by Fred Mertz
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To: Fred Mertz
Yep, I had to get this one in during the Christmas season.
13 posted on 12/26/2002 8:40:19 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: gitmo
If it's true, why wasn't this a point of focus in the media

I wonder if Barbara Walters did a tour of the Clinton's Christmas?

14 posted on 12/26/2002 8:40:45 PM PST by Mo1
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To: doug from upland
XXX Xmas Tree Perhaps Hillary's planned book on entertaining in the White House will include a chapter on Christmas decorations, specifically some interesting ornaments found on the Blue Room tree in 1994. The decorations— about which Hillary was surely unaware— apparently featured drug and sex themes, including roach clips and three French hens getting busy. While this stuff might make voters in Utica blanch, such naughty nicknacks go over big in many downstate precincts. The story loses porcelain points since it was first reported in a crappy book penned by ex­FBI agent Gary Aldrich, an avowed Clinton hater. The tale was also spread by Craig Shirley, a GOP operative now marshaling troops and raising money for an assault on Hillary's expected 2000 campaign.

1999 Freep post/The Hillary Clinton Cheat Sheet A Guide to the Scandals and Issues That Could Stall Her Senate Run Village Voice 6/16/99 William Bastone

15 posted on 12/26/2002 8:42:06 PM PST by fight_truth_decay
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To: doug from upland
"I couldn't believe the disrespect that these ornaments represented"

Those ornaments should have been included on the tree. They are a fitting tribute to that %$^%&^$%! witch.
16 posted on 12/26/2002 8:45:54 PM PST by ETERNAL WARMING
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To: doug from upland
Where are the pictures of this? If Gary was going to write about some of this wild stuff he needed to have proof.
17 posted on 12/26/2002 8:47:32 PM PST by steelwheels
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The decorations— about which Hillary was surely unaware— apparently featured drug and sex themes,

That's right, Im sure hillary was unaware, why, even documents, hidden from the court for years, would magically appear in hillary's White House without her ever knowing how it happened.

You really believe she didn't know what was happening in HER house which she ruled with an iron fist? Gimme a break !

18 posted on 12/26/2002 8:52:38 PM PST by Wil H
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To: gitmo
Goldberg's got a book out called "Biased". It's a good read.

I always wondered about this story. If it's true, why wasn't this a point of focus in the media. I mean, this is depraved, sick stuff on public display in the White House.

19 posted on 12/26/2002 8:53:47 PM PST by GOPJ
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To: gitmo
Goldberg's got a book out called "Biased". It's a good read.

I always wondered about this story. If it's true, why wasn't this a point of focus in the media. I mean, this is depraved, sick stuff on public display in the White House.

20 posted on 12/26/2002 8:53:48 PM PST by GOPJ
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