[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Ware the heck is DEDHAM?

No...Ware is a lot further west than Dedham. Out past Millbury, southwest of Worcester. (Pronounced Wister)

[Prolix]

First: good catch on the Ware/where pun ...
Second: Wister??? I always pronounce Worcester as Woosta, Woburn as Woobin, Boston as Bawstin, Quincy as Quinzy, Dorchester as Dawchesta, ...