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I dunno Mia....no matter how I look at it, I can't imagine why these folks are still walking around free....

hope you're having a nice day (-;

15 posted on 12/19/2002 1:28 PM EST by BeforeISleep

Al Capone _{Q ERTY6} ^kleptocratic

clinton & clinton were utter failures

^{REALITY-CHECK}

I say forget the clinton rapes & murders & pardons

& payoffs & treason _{& so on}

& PINCH the CLINTONS

for _{grand larceny & tax evasion}₎

bump!


Alcatraz Federal Penitentiary (Associated Press)

Capone consulted attorney, Mike Ahern, in 1929. Ahern, with
other Capone attorneys, filed several appeals to stave off Capone's
11-year sentence for tax evasion. The last one was rejected in May,
1932. (photograph by Jun Fujita, ICHi-14414)

pinch (pînch) v. pinched, pinch•ing, pinch•es.

--tr.
1. To squeeze between the thumb and a finger, the jaws of a tool, or other edges.
2. To squeeze or bind (a part of the body) in such a way as to cause discomfort or pain: These shoes pinch my toes.
3. To nip, wither, or shrivel: buds that were pinched by the frost; a face that was pinched with grief.
4. To straiten: "A year and a half of the blockade has pinched Germany" (William L. Shirer).
5. Slang. To take (money or property) unlawfully; steal. See Synonyms at steal.
6. Slang. To take into custody; arrest.
7. To move (something) by means of a pinch bar.
8. Nautical. To head (a boat) very close into the wind.
--intr.
1. To press, squeeze, or bind painfully: This collar pinches.
2. To be miserly.
3. Nautical. To drag an oar at the end of a stroke.

PINCH CLINTON
by Mia T, 2.9.02

In a quainter, less enlightened time, if you had read "pinch" and "clinton" in the same sentence, you would have thought, "hundreds of 'ministered to' troubled young girls," (as the wife was wont to put it)... not "roomfuls of stolen White House antiques."

And yet, according to a reliable-source friend of mine, even back in those days, if the husband had designs on the help, the wife had designs on the designs; (she had already acquired the nasty habit of pilfering from the White House drapery fund.)

In spite of this, when I created the following metaphoric musing more than a year before the clintons -- uh -- "moved," I never imagined that she would -- that they would -- in real life -- in real time -- actually swipe the sofa.

Smaller objects neatly tuck-able in nuncupative deals & unnumbered Swiss accounts, without question...

BUT THE SOFA??

"I think the rock is still there, but I'm not sure," Helen quipped. Her punch line to clinton's response to her question about a -- (only in Helen's mind) 'fantasy' -- clinton kleptocracy, was in fact 4th-estate CYA-ing disguised as a joke.
Unbeknownst to the always clueless Helen, the one-liner she was delivering was indeed a joke; it was the butt of the joke that was her misreport...

She said the press corps followed a "golden rule that if it didn't affect the running of the country, they didn't need to report on it. We weren't protecting anybody."

As President Bill Clinton reached his last days in office, Thomas asked him what White House possession he would like to take with him.

His reply: the rock Neal Armstrong brought back from the moon. Whenever tension filled the Oval Office, Clinton said, he would point to the rock and tell those present to "chill out." The rock was 3.6 billion years old, he said; they needed perspective.

"I think the rock is still there, but I'm not sure," Thomas said.

Helen Thomas: Bush-A Work in Progress

In the end,
if clinton's arrogant, ruthless, reckless nature is restored to him,
it seems the joke will be on all of us,
for it will be a victory for infinite victimhood and irresponsibility,
for seduction, for violence, for nihilism, for anarchy.

We will have set apart clinton as the hero
by making his victims less human than he;
we will have allowed clinton to carefully estrange us from his victims
so that we can enjoy the rapes and the beatings
as much as clinton himself does.

Mia T, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE

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