[Cousin Eddie]

Kind of reminds ya of "No time for Sergeants" when thy recruiter asks the forms to be filled out with "Last name first, first name, middle name last."

Of course Andy Griffiths character writes:

Stockdale Will Will [his Middle Name] Stockdale

[Hugin]

Or a comedian who had a story about his friend whose name was J.B., just initials, no full name. So on his drivers license application he wrote "J only" and and "B only" in the blanks. His license came back "Jonly Bonly".