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Only in America
http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/dah18/america/ ^

Posted on 12/10/2002 12:45:38 PM PST by Guillermo

Only In America...

We be educated...
Enough said...
Pork, the one you love?
Irony at its finest.
Leave your soul at the front gate, please.
Going Postal?
SINGLE, BROWN, KANGAROO, VERY MALE, SEEKS SINGLE, FEMALE KANGAROO TO HOP AROUND, MAKE KANGAROO BABIES AND SHARE GREEN BUSHES. HOBBIES INCLUDE HOPPING, CHEWING ON GREEN STUFF AND HOPPING. AGE NOT IMPORTANT. MUST BE A KANGAROO, ENJOY HOPPING AND GREEN STUFF. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.
Of all the names to pick...
Sweet!
???
Major dilemma.
"CAUTION: CROCODILE EATING HANDICAPPED MAN AT BOTTOM OF HILL"
Turbo bar stool, VERY cool.
Sometimes a name change is the best idea...
If you say so!
I think I’ll keep driving!
Little extreme.
May take a little more.
I don’t think I saw that one.


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1 posted on 12/10/2002 12:45:38 PM PST by Guillermo
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ROTFLMAO Bump!
2 posted on 12/10/2002 12:51:33 PM PST by jigsaw
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To: Guillermo
Tears in my eyes BUMP!!!
3 posted on 12/10/2002 12:55:22 PM PST by ECM
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To: Guillermo
Fantastic! Nice work.
4 posted on 12/10/2002 12:56:04 PM PST by EggsAckley
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To: g'nad; ksen; rightwingreligiousfanatic; HairOfTheDog; xzins
Get over here and start laughing!
5 posted on 12/10/2002 12:59:27 PM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: Guillermo
This one should fit in there, somewhere....


6 posted on 12/10/2002 1:00:39 PM PST by Coto
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To: Guillermo
Been laughing 5 minutes straight. Fantastic work.
7 posted on 12/10/2002 1:01:26 PM PST by CougarGA7
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To: Guillermo
I had heard that Erin Brockovich was a little wild...
8 posted on 12/10/2002 1:17:25 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants
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San Diego used to have a movie theater right next to the river in Mission Valley (it's now a church).

One week, it rained, Mission Valley flooded, and the theater closed due to flooding.

The movie on the marquee: "A River Runs Through It."

9 posted on 12/10/2002 1:20:34 PM PST by Poohbah
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kAcknor Sez:

Oh Boy... This could be good!  ;)

"bIjatlh 'e' yImev yItlhutlh!" (Stop talking! Drink!)

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10 posted on 12/10/2002 1:25:37 PM PST by kAcknor
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To: Guillermo
Here's another one for you.


11 posted on 12/10/2002 1:26:33 PM PST by CougarGA7
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kAcknor Sez:

A few more just for fun...

"yIQeqQo' neH, DoS yIqIp!" (Don't just aim, hit the target!)

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12 posted on 12/10/2002 1:48:17 PM PST by kAcknor
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To: Corin Stormhands
As a golfer....3 from the bottom just gets my attention!

And for whatever perverted reason....the alligator handicapped dining zone just tickles my brain at some prehistoric level.
13 posted on 12/10/2002 8:31:36 PM PST by xzins
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14 posted on 12/11/2002 6:09:12 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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btt
15 posted on 12/11/2002 8:12:18 AM PST by Guillermo
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BTTT!! I haven't laughed that hard in years!
16 posted on 12/11/2002 8:26:57 AM PST by AUgrad
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Way too funny...Thanks!
17 posted on 12/11/2002 8:32:43 AM PST by Constitutional Patriot
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To: Guillermo
The first one reminds me of the Snicker's commercial with the guy from the Kansas City Chiefs field crew painting the logos in the endzone. One of the players comes up and says, "Looks good... but, who are the Chefs?"
18 posted on 12/11/2002 8:43:23 AM PST by Hatteras
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19 posted on 12/11/2002 8:46:18 AM PST by Hatteras
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"Great Googly Moogly!"

I loved that commercial.

20 posted on 12/11/2002 8:46:49 AM PST by CougarGA7
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