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The fire department should not be able to use the excuse of a house burning to push people around. Even if the fire affects townhouses or apartments.

You need to be abated.

I have a sign in my front yard that says "FIRE DEPT. If my house is burning up and I am not at home, please call my cell phone ________. If you do not get an answer, please call my office (8am-7pm, Mon-Sat) and leave a voice mail since I might be in a meeting. Thanks.

Your sign will be figuratively and literally trampled in the firefighters haste to douse any flames coming from your abode.

I didn't think it was necessary, but....

/sarcasm

KEEP THOSE FIREMEN OUT!!