[Catspaw]

That way, if he ever has a fire, he might stay in the burning shack out of principle.

I'm just imagining one of those "Top O' The World, Ma" scenes, with fire licking around his body....kinda like Mrs. Danvers at the end of Hitchcock's "Rebecca," only with a lot more screaming.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Kind of like Joan of Arc in camoflage.

[wimpycat]

I'd like to see one of these guys try to stop firefighters from removing them from their own burning homes...they would basically have to murder the firefighters to prevent the firefighters from dragging their asses kicking and screaming so the firefighters can do their job...In theory, I suppose they could tell the firefighters beforehand that they want their house to burn to the ground, but they'd better not try to get their homeowner's insurance to pay out on it.