[vannrox]

I would think that this might cause additional problems...

[FreePaul]

I would think that this might cause additional problems...

Yes, but did it work?

[RGSpincich]

All of a sudden the guy who shackled his daughter looks humane.

[Cboldt]

"Mommy Mommy, when can I stop walking in circles?"

"Shaddup or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."

[rabidralph]

Victim: "He nailed my head to the floor!"

Policeman: "Nailed your head to the floor?!"
Some Monty Python sketch I don't completely remember.

[cake_crumb]

Err...do I want to know what a "knees up" party is??

[chainsaw]

I sure wouldn't want Mao Savoeun for a mother-in-law. You never know what else she might decide to nail to the floor.

[JZoback]

Though, I don't agree with her methods at all.

In comparison, many American 13 year old girls will be given a condom by their liberal brain washed stupid parents with instructions to have a good time, many that think 13 years old have a right to do what they want or think kids will be kids, might as well protect them

[IronJack]

You know how crazy those pagoda parties get ... Just like the snowball dances down at the mosque. Woo hoo, can Abdullah cut a prayer rug!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

"Hello, Lisa? Can you, like, come to the party tonight?"

"No, I think I'll stay home and paint my nail."

[Charles Henrickson]

Mom put her foot down.