[bangor505]

A Frenchman visiting the USA waited on a long line at a McDonald's. He finally got to the counter and ordered "a glass of red wine, please". The counter person apologized and explained "sorry sir, but we do not sell red wine". Frenchman "Well then I will have a white wine, please." Counterperson: "I'm sorry sir, but we do not sell wine at all" Frenchman (perplexed): "You mean all these people are here for the food?".

That's just when Bangor505 b**ch slapped the frog, and said, "Get the H*ll outta my way, you cheese eating surrender monkey!"

Hehehe

light humor with special sauce included...

[mr.pink]

LOL...

When a Western European dies and goes to heaven...

The English greet them.
The French cook for them.
The Italians enetertain them.
And the Germans are in charge of scheduling, timliness and order.

When a Western European dies and goes to hell...

The French greet them.
The English cook for them.
The Germans enetertain them.
And the Italians are in charge of scheduling, timliness and order.