One in Four Men Fakes Orgasms

Rueters | Tue Nov 19, 9:48 AM ET

[jerod]

LONDON (Reuters) - Women are not the only ones to turn on the acting abilities in the bedroom, said a survey released ahead of the world's largest adult festival in London.

The survey of 2,500 Britons, by organizers of the Erotica 2002 festival, said 23 percent of men claimed to have faked an orgasm, compared to 56 percent of women.

Almost half of the participants confessed to enjoying threesomes, the survey added.

Erotica said in a publicity statement sent over the weekend its survey had destroyed the myth the British are a nation of prudes. "Orgies, lust, cheating and faking it -- you name it, the British are doing it," the statement said.

Organizers of the festival, which begins on Friday, expect more than 60,000 people to attend the three-day event, where tantric sex tutors will be schooling willing pupils in the arts of sexual awareness and non-tactile arousal.

"The mass love-in will be closely monitored by security guards to stop things getting out of hand," Erotica's publicity statement added.

[jerod]

Bill Clinton has been doing this with Hillary for years, with one minor addition.

He faked the entire marriage.

[2banana]

"Orgies, lust, cheating and faking it -- you name it, the British are doing it," the statement said.

Except they do it with bad teeth and horrid food...

[leadpenny]

Elaine: Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake!

[The Wizard]

how can you fake.......

[goldstategop]

You can have fake sex - be bored and leave out the fun & the love that should accompany the expression of it.

[jimtorr]

I wonder how a man goes about faking it? Not that I've ever needed to, of course.

[Consort]

The General Interest Forum has two threads on this.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Well... just make a noise, and drop warm yogurt on her back...

[Iowa Granny]

Well... just make a noise, and drop warm yogurt on her back...

You forgot the part about immediately rolling over and going to sleep.

[goldstategop]

Isn't that what guys do after sex? They turn over and fall asleep? No wonder women don't particularly look forward it knowing what happens when its over!

[Chad Fairbanks]

That's instinct... no need to train anyone in that... ;0)

[Aleutian Longliner]

I guess this means the 'war on terror is over' at Reuters?

[texson66]

"Yes, Squadron Leader, I have denied them my precious bodily fluids!"

[texson66]

"I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence. "

[Publius6961]

Well... just make a noise, and drop warm yogurt on her back...

LOL

This has got to be from the Onion...
Or should be.

I'm sure glad I believe everything I read on the net.

[Oberon]

The mass love-in will be closely monitored by security guards to stop things getting out of hand...

Now what exactly do you suppose would constitute "getting out of hand"?!?

[Chad Fairbanks]

well, if things get out of hand, it becomes obvious that too much oil was used, and therefore the supervisors will start handing out towels...

[shiva]

No way!!!!! Women aren't stupid. They can feel and smell. Most of them also like to feel 'clean' afterwards so they get up and wash while men turn over and snore with a kleenex stuck to thier you know what. Anyway, that what I've heard. :)

[Lizavetta]

Except they do it with bad teeth and horrid food...

What's up with that, anyway? Don't they have dentists or orthodontists in England?