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To: workinggirl

On the other, how is it possible anatomically to deflower a mermaid? Anybody?

23 posted on 11/19/2002 12:26:55 PM PST by workinggirl

To: workinggirl

On the other, how is it possible anatomically to deflower a mermaid? Anybody?

With a fillet knife?

27 posted on 11/19/2002 12:28:11 PM PST by DETAILER

To: workinggirl

On the other, how is it possible anatomically to deflower a mermaid? Anybody?

Easy. Just pluck her.

31 posted on 11/19/2002 12:31:02 PM PST by concerned about politics

To: workinggirl

On the other, how is it possible anatomically to deflower a mermaid? Anybody?

Don't know, but I bet the Russian Navy might "deflower" a few terrorists with an 11" persuader.

45 posted on 11/19/2002 12:58:12 PM PST by DeFault User

To: workinggirl

how is it possible anatomically to deflower a mermaid?

Ask Tom Hanks.

53 posted on 11/19/2002 1:09:27 PM PST by ArrogantBustard

To: workinggirl

External fertilization... in a small pebble nest, built on the bottom.

(oh...Oh, OH! OH! eeeeeaaadddi, eeeeaaadddi, eeeeaaadddi!

(Read: Flipper noise.)

54 posted on 11/19/2002 1:12:30 PM PST by J. Semper Paratus

To: workinggirl

On the other, how is it possible anatomically to deflower a mermaid? Anybody?

Depends on the type.

Type A: Top half is a girl. No chance.

Type B: Bottom half is a girl. Bingo!

(A tip of the hat to Shel Silverstein)

66 posted on 11/19/2002 3:01:54 PM PST by Erasmus

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