[wimpycat]

Crops will be blighted, babies will all be born deformed, the migratory routes of birds will radically shift, countless numbers of whales will beach themselves, and all soda and beer will be rendered flat all across the land.



ROFLMAO! What a bunch of dipsh*ts!

[xJones]

Crops will be blighted, babies will all be born deformed, the migratory routes of birds will radically shift, countless numbers of whales will beach themselves, and all soda and beer will be rendered flat all across the land.

Billions and billions of locusts will swarm, Freddy Kruger will look like Santa Claus compared to the on-coming ultra right, crop fields will have circles like never before, UFOs will take over all major airports, and all National Park forest trees will be chopped down and used to make a land-fill of the Grand Canyon,

[stands2reason]

What was that, a sense of humor? You're no conservative! I suspect you enjoy sex, too! Off with you to DU!! Chop, chop!!

[irish_lad]

My liberal brother-in-law told his mother, who is 85, wheel chair bound, and almost blind, that now that the Republicans are in office, her social security will be taken away. My wife has the presence of mind to tell her brother, "Isn't it just like a liberal to scare the elderly."

Enough said.