[Chairman Fred]

ROTFLMFAO!!

Wait, is the writer serious????

Even more, ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

[Brian Mosely]

I don't know what's worse...the fact the writer believes this enough to set this to paper, the fact that an editor and a publisher actually let this screed get to press or the fact that a whole lot of folks in that part of the country will take this crap seriously. I mean, it reads like a good freeper parody of what the other side thinks of us...

But it turns out that no parody could do justice to the actual mindset that has led to this pathetic load of bile being printed in a major newspaper...