[Brian Mosely]

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Really a hurling chunks, projectile vomit sort of piece, wasn't it?

[jim_trent]

It is really, REALLY hard not to gloat when I read things like this.

[neutrino]

Actually, the Gods are delighted...except for Nike. She's hoping that Lott will make Jeffords squirm. But then, a Goddess of total victory tends to be that way...

[xJones]

The gods can only shake their heads, and sigh.

It is obvious that the author considers himself one of the sighing gods. How archtypical Democratic elitist, having another spoiled brat hissy fit because the voters don't share his wisdom.

[Capt. Tom]

And the basic upshot being that Congress will now have almost zero struggle or balanced counterargument when the GOP chooses to ram through more generally invidious resolutions and white-power laws.

Oh Stop it. You still have Trent Lott in there. - Tom

[Psycho_Bunny]

It never ceases to amuse me, the amount of vitriol with which leftists define conservatives as "vitriolic".

[What Is Ain't]

Feel that numbness? That strange slightly chilling shift deep in the heart, like a cold wind across the blood, an ice pick straight to the third eye, fingernails across the karmic chalkboard?

Yeah, I did.

Then I realized I was only reading an article by Mark Morford in SFgate and returned to my senses.

[fhayek]

Neither party should have such power. And the GOP now has far too much

So, someday in the future when perhaps the Democrats hold the White House and both houses of Congress, you will advocate that Democrats forfeit elections just to make it fair?

[onevoter]

The offensive part of this article is the liberal assumption that conservatives are the ones who are blind to the world around them as opposed to the liberals. Libs honestly believe themselves to be more intelligent than those who vote Republican. The irony of this is the fact that even the liberal leaning Newsweek magazine had an article covering the reality that those who voted for Bush are better educated than those who voted for Gore (excluding those college professors who live in a fantasy world of their own making). But this article also highlights the fact that, while the libs consider themselves to be the ones with the big hearts,one read-through of this article shows just how mean-spirited the libs really are.

[Paul Atreides]

Laws that further its famously mean-spirited schema of war, oil, corporate cronyism, CEO inbreeding, heartlessness, artlessness, cultural molestation, giddy homophobia and really awful fashion sense.

I only got this far. I really didn't want to read the menstrual ravings of a flaming poof.

[clee1]

These sorry excuses for human beings really don't get it, do they?

[bert]

You're a looser:

If you are female, gay, bisexual, atheist, black, immigrant, poor, progressive, intellectual, open minded, open hearted, if you hold alternative views, dress funny, dance, enjoy sex, read seditious literature, believe in peace and funky spirituality and don't particularly care for a sneering angry self-righteous well-armed anti-everything deity, you are about to find out"

or any other kind of Democrat.

[pray4liberty]

This person is really losing whatever is left of his mind.

[Savage Beast]

Relax, Mark.

That wasn't an icepick in your third eye. It was an acupuncture needle.

You were desperately in need of this. Now your Ajni chakra has been opened. Don't let it close again.

The fingernails on the Karmic Chalkboard were those of Lord Shiva. In one cataclysmic blow, he invoked The Tower of Destruction of the Tarot and sent the worthless, mendacious, self-serving, corrupt Democrats flying to the dark places where they belong! It's the best thing that could possibly have happened!

Now, here's what I want you to do:

Put on a CD tuned to the Shiva Netra. That's music in the key of A, as you well know. That's right.

Now arrange your lighting so that you will be bathed in indigo light. Yes. The color of the Jnana Netra.

Now, take off all your clothes, and lie on your back, bathed in this light and sound, and just...

...let gooooooooooooooooo......

There....

Don't you feel better now.........?

Now, say, "Ohm," softly. Let it flow from your Atman, like prahna flowing from The Beyond.

Now say it aloud, letting all the frustration and anger and pent-up hatred flow from you like a dark storm of sadness and savage spiritual pain--for that's what it is.

You have been misguided, terribly misguided, but it can all be over now.

Remember: The Ajni is the seat of clairvoyance and divine intelligence. Let it guide you. It will lead you away from the Democrats and all that they stand for.

Trust the Shiva.

Repeat after me: "Ohm namah Shivaya." Say that seven times, once for each chakra.

Now don't you feel better?

Remember, Shiva struck down the Democrats for very good reasons. Think about it, and I'll bet you'll begin to understand them.

[ricpic]

Oh those wascally wepublicans.

[Rocko]

(Adapted from a a previous thread, with a few changes of my own):

Terry and Bill promised to get rid of Jeb as revenge for 2000...and instead Jeb gets re-elected and Katherine Harris wins a seat in Congress...and now Bush and those rotten Republicans now control EVERYTHING! ARSENIC IN THE WATER! GLOBAL WARMING! DESTROYED ANWR! DEAD CARIBOU! GUNS EVERYWHERE! DRUGS NOWHERE! THOSE DAMN FETUSES WILL LIVE! OLD PEOPLE GET KICKED ONTO THE STREETS! BLACK CHURCHES WILL BURN! TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH! AND THE MIDDLE CLASS! THEY WILL POISON THE WATER AND THE AIR AND HAVE THEIR OWN ECOSPHERE TO LIVE IN WHILE THE DEMOCRATS DIE! THE SKY IS FALLING! THE GREAT PUMPKIN NEVER CAME!

[n2002duke]

crusty old white cigar-chomping country-club snakes

Condi Rice? Colin Powell?

[Cicero]

As the saying goes, this guy needs to get a life.

[queenofsardonia]

wow, that is some great writing.