Don't give me that "too polite" stuff. Oh, and, "It's for the CHILDREN!"
OK. It is for your own good that you should stop smoking. Can you honestly say you have never wished that you could?
Imagine that, they were just talking last night about the extremely high rates of asthma in children, the soaring started in the mid 70ties, as I remember that was the first time the extreme fanatics did their thing.
It was admitted the reason is........ drumroll........ children are living much too sterile lives these days.