18. Republican Full Bore Victory in Florida
Bush reelected governor in a landslide.Katherine Harris wins House seat
Liddy Dole topples Klintoon retread Irksome Bowel
Saxby trouncing Cleland in JoJaw
Mitt Romney winning in Massachusetts
Not even close in the Texas Senate Race
Guess the SinkMaster just can't get out the vote. Should have
attached Twinkies and Food Stamps to the ballots for the illiterates.Gonna be a long night for Tommy Daschle.
He'll have to put an extra phone book on his chair if he wants to watch TV.
Guess all the voter fraud in Flori-duh, South Dakota, Massachusetts and Minnesota just won't save his bacon. Gephardt (look at the spelling Babs) will resign and the Dems look for a sacrificial lamb for 2004.
Ouch. Better put some ice on that! Freeped!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!