I'm gonna tell MissuzMUD what you said, Landru, and yer gonna be sorry...MUD
Wait a minute; aren't I already in hot water with one of the M-Matriarchs as it is??
Your Mom would be tough convincing she bore a son which reflected poorly on her status. Granted.
While dealing with your beautiful wife maybe not so hard to do.
After all, unlike your Mom?
...Mrs Mud has to live with ya, huh.