[ImaGraftedBranch]

These numbers are so full of krap. 90% of all women have had at least one sexual encounter with a homosexual man?

Are you s**tting me? If you go WAY out of bounds, and say that 10% of the male population is homosexual, then women would have to wait in lines to find a homosexual man to have an encounter with.

The homosexuals want to align themselves with normal people to be accepted --- that is all these cooked numbers suggest.

[lelio]

Hmmm, the UK. Isn't that the place where half the Royal Navy was gay according to a FR article? :)

[Izzy Dunne]

Nearly 80 percent of heterosexual men have admitted to pretending to be gay at some point in their lives in order to achieve something of benefit, according to a U.K. dating site's survey.

HORSE PUCKEY!

What they probably mean is:
Nearly 80 percent of the people claiming to be heterosexual, who visited a "dating" site's survey, admitted to pretending to be gay.

[BikerNYC]

I'm interested to see what is going to happen the next time there is a draft. I think the number of men claiming to be gay will be relatively quite large.

[Desdemona]

ping

[Landru]

"Nearly 80 percent of heterosexual men have admitted to pretending to be gay at some point in their lives in order to achieve something of benefit, according to a U.K. dating site's survey."
~snip~
"The results also suggest that 90 percent of straight women have had a one-time gay sexual experience."

So.
This is what the empire's citizens are up to these day, Aye?
Aye; a horney lot, those Brits.

Curiously enough the Limeys liked to say during WWII that we yanks were, "Over Paid, Over Sexed, & Over Here."

...such chutzpah.

[Welsh Rabbit]

"Listen Hilda, it's not that I don't find you attractive, it's just that I'm..... well..uh... I'm gay (yeah, that's the ticket)."

[Paradox]

Nearly 80 percent of heterosexual men have admitted to pretending to be gay at some point in their lives in order to achieve something of benefit, according to a U.K. dating site's survey.

Well, maybe thats because 80% of the hetero English men are nearly ARE homosexual. Its a British thing, that wishy washy-ness..

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

...popular answers included gaining preferable seats or upgrades when checking in for a flight, gaining entry to a fashionable club or when negotiating discounts in shops.

Plus, you get to hang out with all the best looking women who love hanging with pansies. You might even get one or two to take you on as a project to "turn you from the Dark Side".</sarcasm>

[Mr. Mojo]

Nearly 80 percent of heterosexual men have admitted to pretending to be gay at some point in their lives in order to achieve something of benefit, according to a U.K. dating site's survey.

LOL....only in England.

[MadIvan]

A dating site's survey. Well that says it all, now doesn't it? How scientific.

Regards, Ivan

[AppyPappy]

Over 70 percent of straight male respondents also admitted to having visited a gay club in order to meet single women

dressed as men.

[Marysecretary]

90% of straight women having homosexual experiences? Maybe when they were four! Where do they come up with this crap!

[pyx]

The results also suggest that 90 percent of straight women have had a one-time gay sexual experience.

Is anyone other than myself sickened by the assinine claims in this article by THE GAYSTAPO AND OTHERS ON THE LEFT THAT NINETY PERCENT OF WOMEN HAVE BEEN RUG MUNCHERS ?

[Loyalist]

Urban legend at my law school has it that one heterosexual student secured admission with mediocre marks and LSAT scores by writing a moving personal essay about coming to terms with his homosexuality and becoming a staunch public advocate of homosexual rights. Everyone swears it was a guy in the class a year or two ahead of them.

[Billthedrill]

Hmm...(batting eyelids at new acquaintance and looking innocent) "well, I've always thought of myself as gay, but maybe if the right woman took me home and showed me what heterosexual sex was really like I might come to understand myself better...I'll get your coat..."

Might work...

[HitmanLV]

This report is so bogus its astonishing!

[doctor noe]

I wonder what Max Baucus' campaign thinks about this.

[RodgerD]

I borrowed my wife's deodorant this morning.
Does this mean I'm gay?

[jd777]

All the BRITS are hoping...