I knew a guy who got shot by his cat -- he'd cleaned a pistol, and left it lying, loaded on the table. The cat thought it looked like a fun toy and knocked it off the table. Lucky for him it was only a .22.
A few years later the same guy got hit by a stray bullet. Hit him right over the heart, but the bullet was stopped by some loose change he'd just dropped into his shirt pocket.
I never wanted to stand too close to him....
I think we need to start a coalition to ban dogs, or at least get some sensible dog control laws in place. They are terribly dangerous, and only the police should have easy access to them. [/sarcasm]