Prevent Terrorism By Desecrating Terrorists Bodies

Pravda ^ | 10/26/02 | Sergey Yugov

[aquawrench]

When the storm at the theatre where hundreds of hostages were held was over, everybody started thinking of what was to be done to the bodies of the killed terrorists. It is reported that a hot-line phone was active within the three past days, which people used to suggest ideas concerning dead bodies of the terrorists. An idea has come up to mind immediately: as was once done in Israel, it is suggested that dead bodies of Shakhids are to be buried wrapped in pig skins filled up with pig’s manure. This, as some Muslim theologians think will not let the terrorists into the vakhabit paradise.

This action made a really strong impression on religious fanatics in Israel; majority of people gave up the idea of terrorism acts for the fear to be desecrated after death.

However, as is perfectly know, the number of Palestinian kamikazes who organize acts of terrorism against Israel is speedily increasing. This is because of Israel’s aggressive policy in respect of the Palestinian autonomy, no matter what skins are offered for burial of Palestinian terrorists.

The situation in Russia is different. The country is just defending its sovereignty and territorial integrity, the numerous nations which are parts of Russia.

As for pig skins and burial in pig’s manure, Chechen terrorists Maskhadov, Basayev and so on are hardly frightened with the theologians’ intimidations. They are always ready to provide strong arguments to make their subordinates commit acts of terrorism. And they can find any Muslim theologians which will help them inspire kamikaze for terrorism acts.

The problem of terrorism extermination is rooted deeper. The Russian council of muftis supported actions of the Russian authorities taken to settle the hostage situation in Moscow. As it is said in the council’s statement issued on the problem, “actions of the terrorists have nothing to do with the laws of our religion. These people are neither fighters for the belief, not fighters for freedom of their nation. On the contrary, they have caused much damage to their nation. They have got what they deserve; they are sure to be punished by the God for everything they have committed and for the harm they have done.”

[aquawrench]

Not such a crappy idea.

[ConservativeMan55]

Excellent Idea!
Our enemies already do that crap!
Look what happened when Clinton failed to adequately protect our military in Somalia?

[weikel]

Ive been saying this since 9/11.

[Clara Lou]

I agree with you. It's not a matter of revenge. It's a matter of discouraging terrorism.

[Mark17]

I agree with you. It's not a matter of revenge. It's a matter of discouraging terrorism.

I heard our troops did it to the Muslim terrorists in the Philippines a hundred years ago, and it worked. They cooled their heels.

[river rat]

Naah, all the above is too messy and involves some expense.

Simple solution....just feed them to the hogs..
Hogs WILL devour Islamanazi flesh and convert it to pig shit.

A very appropriate ending.

Semper Fi

[Clara Lou]

That works too. Only-- I thought that being eaten by dogs was what kept Muslims out of Paradise?

[Hugin]

An idea has come up to mind immediately: as was once done in Israel, it is suggested that dead bodies of Shakhids are to be buried wrapped in pig skins filled up with pig’s manure.

Somehow I doubt that this was ever done in Israel. For one thing, Jews don't raise pigs, and they wouldn't do it for moral reasons anyway. Sounds like more Anti-Jewish propaganda from the sand-Nazis being repeated by the commie Pravda. However something like that was done in the Phillipines by US Gen. "Blackjack" Peshing. Islamic Moro guerillias had pig heads place over their heads, were wrapped in pigskins and buried face-down. The so-called "Pershing Burials" were instrumental in stopping the revolt.

[WorkingClassFilth]

This could not possibly be an effective strategy.

Clinton, for example, was a terrorist in his own right who is filled to capacity with pig sh*t. In addition, the the former first boar and sow were always on the lookout for pork to eat, things to pork and pork to spend.

Based on these observations, anything to do with pigs has no effect on the operational behavior of these...pigs.

[bigfootbob]

My neighbor grows hogs for a few of us in the neighborhood. He would gladly raise more for the sole purpose of burial accruments for islamofascists.

[muir_redwoods]

Excellent idea. If you want to modify it slightly, lets feed the bodies to hogs and then butcher the hogs for dog-food. That should cover the bases pretty well.

[Cobra64]

Ive been saying this since 9/11.

Me too. There was an American general who did this around the turn of the century in the Phillipines. I can't remember his name.

[Cobra64]

That's called give them a "Hannibal Lector"

[bandleader]

An EXCELLENT IDEA!I'll Go You One Further,How About We Feed The A**HOLES Bullet-Riddled Carcasses To PIGS??????????

[sweetliberty]

I have thought for a long time that swine were the way to handle it. Given their abhorance of anything to do with pig flesh and its religious implications it seems just simple common sense to me. Alas, common sense nor simplicity seem operative these days. Back to the drawing board. Surely there must be some complicated and highly illogical ploy we can try next.

*Sigh*

[JCG]

Clinton, for example, was a terrorist in his own right who is filled to capacity with pig sh*t. In addition, the the former first boar and sow were always on the lookout for pork to eat, things to pork and pork to spend.

They oughta like these, then:

America's Fifth Column ... watch Steve Emerson/PBS documentary JIHAD! In America
New Link: Download 8 Mb zip file here (60 minute video)

[dwills]

clinton wasn't a muslim--hog or dog treatment seems a reasonable disposition for the true believers

course, you have to kill em first and we don't play that way

[weikel]

Pershing I think.

[DumpsterDiver]

Somehow I doubt that this was ever done in Israel.

I also have my doubts about it. It just doesn't ring true.