[Revolting cat!]

Dude, Hollywood is salivating at this story. Let's see, award winning actor O.J. Simpson would be cast as Chief Moose, Martin Sheen (who else) as POTUS, Julia Roberts as a PhD scientist who traces the bullets to France, Wynona Ryder as the sniper's romantic interest who gave him the boot. Anyone else?

[smokegenerator]

barbara streisand as the trampy second girlfriend.