[ex-Texan]

I am resisting all of the 'head jokes' that are possible to attach to this report .... however, just barely.

There is a photo of the perp up on the Modesto Bee web site and she looks very grim. Would a friendly Freeper please post it?

[SouthernFreebird]

I wonder if when she asked for sex he said "Bite Me"

[BlessedBeGod]

[Wild Irish Rogue]

Someday, I expect to see a similar headline-only it will originate in Chappaqua,NY.

[skeeter]

She shoulda gargled with Listerine.

[EggsAckley]

Ewwwwwwwww!

[SerpentDove]

"He was able to dial 911 that night," Carter said. "We have a tape recording of him screaming while she was biting him. When officers arrived, he was screaming that he'd been assaulted. She fought with the officers and tried to bite them, too."

Now THAT'S what I call horny!

sorry

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I'd say a fitting punishment would be to pull out half of her teeth without the use of Novocaine...

But from the look of her, I'm betting she only has a few teeth left.

[Alouette]

[SMEDLEYBUTLER]

wife's bites

[DrewsDad]

I hear the police snapped a picture when they arrived.

[Safetgiver]

I KNOW HER!! Signed Shorty.