Wife's bites cause death, police claim

The Modesto Bee ^ | 10/17/2002 | Ty Phillips

[ex-Texan]

I am resisting all of the 'head jokes' that are possible to attach to this report .... however, just barely.

There is a photo of the perp up on the Modesto Bee web site and she looks very grim. Would a friendly Freeper please post it?

[SouthernFreebird]

I wonder if when she asked for sex he said "Bite Me"

[BlessedBeGod]

[Wild Irish Rogue]

Someday, I expect to see a similar headline-only it will originate in Chappaqua,NY.

[Maceman]

Now that I see her picture, I would definitely rather be bitten to death than have sex with her. (Maybe she's more attractive when she's smiling, but I doubt it.)

[ex-Texan]

Agreed .... The thought of being in bed with her and the lights down low is scary..... think "Hannah the Cannibal."

[skeeter]

She shoulda gargled with Listerine.

[EggsAckley]

Ewwwwwwwww!

[tracer]

A two-bagger if there ever was one.....

[SerpentDove]

"He was able to dial 911 that night," Carter said. "We have a tape recording of him screaming while she was biting him. When officers arrived, he was screaming that he'd been assaulted. She fought with the officers and tried to bite them, too."

Now THAT'S what I call horny!

sorry

[HeadOn]

Naw - that one's a coyote. If you woke up with her on your arm, you'd chew your arm off instead of waking her up.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I'd say a fitting punishment would be to pull out half of her teeth without the use of Novocaine...

But from the look of her, I'm betting she only has a few teeth left.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Looks like a druggie to me.

[Alouette]

[ex-Texan]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!

I dying out here with the pain from laughing .....

[SMEDLEYBUTLER]

wife's bites

[NormsRevenge]

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[DrewsDad]

I hear the police snapped a picture when they arrived.

[sweetliberty]

" I would definitely rather be bitten to death than have sex with her."

LOL! Now was that nice?