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A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit.

Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up like a balloon."

Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to her saying, "Uh-oh...I know what you've been doing."

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TA DA


246 posted on 10/15/2002 12:32:24 PM PDT by JustAmy
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To: JustAmy
LOL...I just LOVE your jokes!
253 posted on 10/15/2002 12:49:51 PM PDT by dutchess
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To: JustAmy
LOL!
264 posted on 10/15/2002 1:17:54 PM PDT by ST.LOUIE1
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