An oldie but a goodie, from P.J. O'Rourke - in keeping with the spirit of this thread
To: dighton; dead; Orual; aculeus; BlueLancer; hellinahandcart; Poohbah
One of the funniest things I have read in centuries!
Worse yet, I am one of those idiots who voted for this peanut farmer! Yes, I confess, we democrats would vote for anyone with a D after their names! And at that time, that is what I was, a democrat!
posted on 10/11/2002 11:59:15 PM PDT
Jimmy Carter was jerkin his gerkin looking at Playboy magazines in the Oval Office (For you doubdting folks, Carter was interviewed and admitted this.) He tutored his friend, Slick Willie... what more can one say?
It boggles the mind that this man should have been given a Nobel Prize, even the CrackerJacks-approved Peace Prize, which somehow always seems to go to a communist. But then, we did elect him President, didn't we?
Lyndon Johnson, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton... the Democrats' record in the past fifty years will get them no points at the great Bar of Judgment.
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posted on 10/12/2002 2:18:50 AM PDT
Peanut boy gave away the panama canal, left our American hostages in Iran for over a year then had a keystone cops affair to get them out. What is he trying to do now give Calif, Arizona New Mexico and Texas back to Mexico? What a total dumbass turd.
I was harrumping peanut man's Nobel Prize yesterday at the office. A few older libs kept saying, 'but he's a good man'.
I'd tell 'em, Forest Gump's a good man, but you wouldn't want him for President.
posted on 10/12/2002 6:30:35 AM PDT
by TC Rider
To: general_re; Orual; aculeus; MississippiDeltaDawg; Dawgsquat
Bump for P.J. O'Rourke and the old American Spectator.
A good companion for this review, if you can find it, is Joe Queenan on Kitty Dukakis.
posted on 10/12/2002 9:18:46 AM PDT
To: general_re; dighton; aculeus
Terrific stuff. I hadn't read it before.
posted on 10/12/2002 10:17:37 AM PDT
Very deep bump.
posted on 10/13/2002 7:02:31 AM PDT
Ace of Spades HQ just linked to this. Thank you for posting this (ten years ago). Hilarious.
posted on 10/14/2012 7:13:29 PM PDT
(I am sick of Obama's and Hillary's apologies to muslims, especially after 11 September 2012.)
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