People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon...
'Cuz I sing songs about Justice, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune!
'Cuz Slick's like my Ol' HornDawg Hound...
He likes to play the field gettin' laid!
You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...'cuz...
Folks, I ain't askin' Big Guv'ment fer nuthin'...
'Cuz I can git it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
EX-Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some Camel named "JOE"...
Smirks while betraying our Nation, Slaughters Innocents in Kosovo!!
Left b'lieves, "Clinton Walks On Water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of us think Slick's DemonRATS will be doin' a little JailTime soon!!!
'Cuz EX-Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'...
Wise Men say, "You reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm bringin'...
You just leave this "Mad libertarian" ALONE!!
(reprise)
Reno tries to delay, but US FReepers got the dirt...
DemonRATS run fer cover, but Limbaugh's words GOTTA HURT!!
The Lib'rals say, "Can't We Just Move On?!!"
But RAT politicians're bleedin' votes...
Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But his Party's become a joke!!
No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'...
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
You just leave on'ry Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
Quite Sincerely...Mudboy Slim
Folks, time to take out the trash...MUD
1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (upt@no.good!)
Heh heh heh...MUD
Beautiful, MUD! Hehehe........
It's still his party, and it's even more of a joke now than it was in 1999.......
Thanks for the ping!
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Fire Democrats, Hire Republicans !!
GWB Is The Man !!
Snuff Saddam, NOW !!
Death To all Tyrant's !!
The Second Amendment...
America's Original Homeland Security !!
Freedom Is Worth Fighting For !!
Molon Labe !!