[Roscoe]

Boston Tea Party - You idiots are destroying the rightful property of the British East India company. Not only will I not help you, I'll turn you in. You're using first force. Maggots! Parasites!

That's him in a nutshell.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Ron Paul Has Put Me on The Fence....

So, anyway... one day, Ron Paul and a few friends were riding along the political landscape, when they came across a sheep stuck on the fence...

One of his friends says, "I wish that sheep would vote libertarian...". They all laughed, and then the second guy says, "I wish that sheep would vote for allowing Letters of Marquee...". All three got a good chuckle out of that one.

Then, as the laughter died down, Ron Paul looked around and said, "I wish it was dark..."

tee hee ;0)