Botox for the buns
Come on folks! Stoppit.
We want you around here a lot longer.
Posted on 10/08/2002 5:50:12 AM PDT by Billie
LOL!
No, that's not a good vacation spot unless you've got a death wish for a lion to eat you!
But let me tell you one that is:
When y'all win the lottery, skip Hawaii, and hop a plane to Penang on the Straits of Malaysia.
The most beautiful beaches in the world with cabanas sitting on the ocean front with coconut trees swaying in the wind and a five star hotel where a family of four can eat dinner for less than forty bucks.
Sit on the beach in your lounge chair and watch the sun come up over the turquoise water while enjoying coffee and croissants provided by the hotel, and if you're very unlucky you might see ten people on the beach that day.
That is not the most exciting place I've ever been, but it was by far the most relaxing and enjoyable.
Tell old NoMoreDemofascists that's where you want to go for your second honeymoon!
Tell old NoMoreDemofascists that's where you want to go for your second honeymoon
Second? Honey I'm still waiting on the first honeymoon.........lol --- Ok, I'll tell him........
Botox for the buns
Come on folks! Stoppit.
We want you around here a lot longer.
Talking it over a few weeks later, a friend of the cowboy's praised the horse's intelligence. "Quite a horse ya got there," he said. "Smart as a whip."
"Heck, he's not so smart," replied the cowboy. "He came back with the veterianarian."
Ouch!! :-(
HAHAHAHA!!
Where in the world do y'all find these jokes??!
Hon, there are SO many beautiful places in the world that no one ever hears about because the travel agents don't make enough money from them.
Talk to international airline stewardesses and pilots.
They make it a point to know!
I don't have a clue, there are none in Texas!
On another note:
COB1 can bloody well shoot!
I know. Sigh. If I don't shape up pretty soon I'll be tossed out of the hostess babe tub. :-(
Thanks for the bear.....I needed that. :-)
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a
beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over
themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up
arriving in front of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves
and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors,
she decides to be kind and tells them.
"The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese" together
in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says,
"I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle.
"That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said
"How well can you do?"
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle.
"I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says,
"How about you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse,
is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says ......
(GET READY FOR THIS)
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Although they commended COB on filling the 10-Ring, basically driving tacks..……...they had a small problem with the powder burns on the target!!!
;>)
Stay safe; stay armed.
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