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Angels withdraw from playoffs! 1986 Red Sox to play Yankees
dead | 10/2/02 | dead

Posted on 10/02/2002 9:14:06 AM PDT by dead

NEW YORK – Inexplicably citing a long list of accomplishments by this year’s Angels team, a teary Mike Sciosia announced today that his team was pulling out of their division series with the Yankees after dropping the opening game.

“We had a good run. Ninety-nine wins is something to be very proud of. But we ain’t gonna win this series. Everybody knows it. You guys in the media, all you want to talk about is Giambi and Jeter. Soriano and Clemens. Doesn’t anybody want to talk about Weber and Levine? Schields and Donnelly?”

Angels Manager, Mike Sciosa – “We just cannot win this series.”

The sudden withdrawal of the Angels left the American League scrambling for a replacement team. After being turned down by many of this year’s clubs, most of whom cited fishing and golfing commitments, the league finally secured the services of1986 Red Sox.

“You bet I’m in!” blurted an excited Bill Buckner, before dropping the microphone between his legs. “I’ve been doing squat thrusts to limber up.”

“Just tell me who to bean.” mumbled Dennis “Oil Can” Boyd, while swatting imaginary flies from his hair.

The Yankees, however, are not thrilled with the prospects of continuing the series against a different club.

“What a bunch of bull(bleep)!” bellowed a partially drunken David Wells. “Those pussies quit! Now, I’m supposed to go out and pitch to a bunch of old has-beens who traipse in at the last minute?! Thanks but no thanks. There’s three strippers at Scores with my name on their asses.”

George Steinbrenner, however, supported the replacement idea. “Hell, I’ve sold the damn tickets. Good luck getting a refund from me!”

Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig, hunkered down in his office, was unavailable for comment.

Tonight’s starting matchup:
Boston – Roger Clemens (24-4)
Yankees – Roger Clemens (13-6)


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1 posted on 10/02/2002 9:14:06 AM PDT by dead
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To: dead
LMAO!!! This is great work. Classic.
2 posted on 10/02/2002 9:17:39 AM PDT by CollegeRepublican
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To: dead
LOL...good lighthearted fare!
3 posted on 10/02/2002 9:17:46 AM PDT by FourtySeven
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To: dead
You should send this to Rush and some newspapers.
4 posted on 10/02/2002 9:18:17 AM PDT by CollegeRepublican
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To: dead
Are you not the second funniest man alive?

(Thanks for the much needed levity...)

5 posted on 10/02/2002 9:19:20 AM PDT by Psalm 73
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To: dead
Tonight’s starting matchup:

Boston – Roger Clemens (24-4)

Yankees – Roger Clemens (13-6)

I pick the '86 rocket.
6 posted on 10/02/2002 9:19:24 AM PDT by ilgipper
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To: dead
ROTFLMAO!!!

Great work!

7 posted on 10/02/2002 9:19:27 AM PDT by Gumlegs
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To: dead
The Yankmees can be beat but not if you do stupid stuff like Not putting in you 99 mph closer when you need one out in the eigth and then using him in the 9th.

Just like Sweet Lou blowing it by not sending in his defensive replacement for Al Martin in the 8th inning last year and then having a truly awful Al Martin in LF not make a catch that led to at least 5 runs that inning. Game over, series over.

Ask yourself how many times the last 3 years the Yankees, even with dominant starters and bullpen, they looked like they were going to go down only to take advantage of a stupid play, choke job, or bad managerial decision?
8 posted on 10/02/2002 9:20:47 AM PDT by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
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To: dead
Aw, c'mon, look at all the attention they showered on little David Eckstein.
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11 posted on 10/02/2002 9:22:54 AM PDT by Gumlegs
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12 posted on 10/02/2002 9:24:50 AM PDT by Maceman
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To: dead
Amusingly enough the 1986 Red Sox had a great and raucous American League playoff with the Cal. Angels before they got to the World Series.
13 posted on 10/02/2002 9:26:03 AM PDT by dennisw
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Better luck this time Angels' playoff return gives '86 alums fresh hope BY MICHAEL FISHER THE PRESS-ENTERPRISE 1986 / THE PRESS-ENTERPRISE Bobby Grich, whose strikeout ended the pivotal Game 5 against Boston, is optimistic the current Angels can soar in the playoffs. 1991 / THE PRESS-ENTERPRISE Darrell Miller says although memories of that disappointing day in Anaheim Stadium still return, "I don't believe in bad luck." Gary Lucas, a lanky left-hander from Riverside, strode to the pitcher's mound in Game 5 of the 1986 American League Championship Series needing just one out to send the Angels to their first World Series. Considered a control pitcher, Lucas hit Boston Red Sox catcher Rich Gedman with the first pitch. The errant toss added life to an improbable Red Sox comeback from a three-run deficit in the ninth inning. With the Angels one strike from the World Series, Boston outfielder Dave Henderson homered off Angels closer Donnie Moore. The Angels' championship dreams slowly vaporized with the 11th-inning loss and losses in Games 6 and 7 in Boston. As the Angels prepare for their first postseason start in 16 years Tuesday, players from the 1986 roster are hoping their old team will seize the glory that slipped from their grasp. "I feel for everybody who feels that pain of the Angels not being able to get in," said Lucas, 47, a graduate of Riverside Poly High and a former Riverside Community College student. "I had a lot to do with that. . . . It still eats at me," said Lucas, a pitching coach for a Minnesota Twins farm team. "Hopefully, they can take it a little bit further." Gene Mauch, manager of the 1986 Angels, watches all of the team's televised games. On Friday, Mauch, 77, plans to trek from his Palm Springs home to Anaheim to see the Angels' return to the playoffs firsthand with Game 3 of the first-round series against the New York Yankees. "My heart has been in baseball all my life, and it was with them this year, same as it was when I was managing. I pulled for them hard," Mauch said. "I can't tell you how happy and proud I am." Mauch said he rarely thinks about the 1986 season. When he does, the memories are not bitter. "For 166 games, no one in the world could have had a better time than I did," he said. "But games 167, 168 and 169 were not quite as much fun." That fateful day Mauch disputes how baseball history remembers the October 12, 1986 loss to the Red Sox, who trailed 5-4 in the ninth when Lucas' stray pitch sent Gedman to first and Henderson to the plate. Henderson crushed a two-out, two-run home run, giving Boston the lead. "Everyone talks about that home run beating us. That home run put them one run ahead," Mauch said. "We came back and tied the score." Henderson struck again in the 11th inning when his sacrifice fly put the Red Sox up again by one. The Angels loaded the bases with one out in the bottom of the inning, with Doug DeCinces coming to bat. But DeCinces popped out, and second baseman Bobby Grich struck out to end the game -- and the Angels' momentum in the best-of-seven series. Watching the Angels clinch the wild-card playoff spot Thursday triggered a flood of memories from the 1986 season for Darrell Miller, a Riverside Ramona graduate who was on the team's roster that year. "To be honest, I actually played the whole thing out in my mind," said Miller, 44, an older brother of NBA all-star Reggie Miller and former USC and Olympic basketball star Cheryl Miller. Hurt in 1986, Darrell Miller was sent down to the minors. Miller said he was to be activated for the World Series. Miller, who spent 22 years with the Angels as a player and administrator, does not buy into the so-called "Angels' curse," which some fans cite when discussing the team's postseason drought. The Angels also lost playoff series in 1979 and 1982. "It's time for that stuff to die," said Miller, a Yorba Linda resident. "I don't believe in bad luck, either. The organization has had only three cracks at this." Different story now Grich, who lives in Orange County and works in the Angels' speakers' bureau, said the 2002 Angels are poised to dispel the disappointment of 1986. "The team has to make believers out of their fans," said Grich, who retired after the 1986 season. "They have to show their fans they can do it and the fans will get behind the team." Grich cited the team's unity and confidence as keys to its success this year. "They have a group that really puts the team's best interests at the forefront at all times, and they don't seem to care who gets the headlines," he said. Mauch, Miller and Grich agreed the 1986 Angels would match up well in speed and power with the 2002 roster, but the current Angels have the edge in pitching. "They might be a little deeper in the bullpen than we were, and so far the manager they have now knows a lot more about handling the bullpen than the manager we had in 1986," Mauch said dryly. Lucas, who now lives in Wisconsin, was flicking through channels on his television Thursday when he spotted the Angels' postgame celebration. "I was just so happy," Lucas said. "I think it's just great for them to get back. . . . They have some great fans out there, and those people deserve to have a winner." Reach Michael Fisher at (909) 368-9470 or mfisher@pe.com Published 9/30/2002

14 posted on 10/02/2002 9:29:25 AM PDT by dennisw
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To: dennisw
Better luck this time
Angels' playoff return gives '86 alums fresh hope

BY MICHAEL FISHER
THE PRESS-ENTERPRISE


1986 / THE PRESS-ENTERPRISE

Bobby Grich, whose strikeout ended the pivotal Game 5 against Boston, is optimistic the current Angels can soar in the playoffs.

1991 / THE PRESS-ENTERPRISE

Darrell Miller says although memories of that disappointing day in Anaheim Stadium still return, "I don't believe in bad luck."

Gary Lucas, a lanky left-hander from Riverside, strode to the pitcher's mound in Game 5 of the 1986 American League Championship Series needing just one out to send the Angels to their first World Series.

Considered a control pitcher, Lucas hit Boston Red Sox catcher Rich Gedman with the first pitch.

The errant toss added life to an improbable Red Sox comeback from a three-run deficit in the ninth inning. With the Angels one strike from the World Series, Boston outfielder Dave Henderson homered off Angels closer Donnie Moore. The Angels' championship dreams slowly vaporized with the 11th-inning loss and losses in Games 6 and 7 in Boston.

As the Angels prepare for their first postseason start in 16 years Tuesday, players from the 1986 roster are hoping their old team will seize the glory that slipped from their grasp.

"I feel for everybody who feels that pain of the Angels not being able to get in," said Lucas, 47, a graduate of Riverside Poly High and a former Riverside Community College student.

"I had a lot to do with that. . . . It still eats at me," said Lucas, a pitching coach for a Minnesota Twins farm team. "Hopefully, they can take it a little bit further."

Gene Mauch, manager of the 1986 Angels, watches all of the team's televised games. On Friday, Mauch, 77, plans to trek from his Palm Springs home to Anaheim to see the Angels' return to the playoffs firsthand with Game 3 of the first-round series against the New York Yankees.

"My heart has been in baseball all my life, and it was with them this year, same as it was when I was managing. I pulled for them hard," Mauch said. "I can't tell you how happy and proud I am."

Mauch said he rarely thinks about the 1986 season. When he does, the memories are not bitter.

"For 166 games, no one in the world could have had a better time than I did," he said. "But games 167, 168 and 169 were not quite as much fun."

That fateful day

Mauch disputes how baseball history remembers the October 12, 1986 loss to the Red Sox, who trailed 5-4 in the ninth when Lucas' stray pitch sent Gedman to first and Henderson to the plate.

Henderson crushed a two-out, two-run home run, giving Boston the lead.

"Everyone talks about that home run beating us. That home run put them one run ahead," Mauch said. "We came back and tied the score."

Henderson struck again in the 11th inning when his sacrifice fly put the Red Sox up again by one. The Angels loaded the bases with one out in the bottom of the inning, with Doug DeCinces coming to bat.

But DeCinces popped out, and second baseman Bobby Grich struck out to end the game -- and the Angels' momentum in the best-of-seven series.

Watching the Angels clinch the wild-card playoff spot Thursday triggered a flood of memories from the 1986 season for Darrell Miller, a Riverside Ramona graduate who was on the team's roster that year.

"To be honest, I actually played the whole thing out in my mind," said Miller, 44, an older brother of NBA all-star Reggie Miller and former USC and Olympic basketball star Cheryl Miller.

Hurt in 1986, Darrell Miller was sent down to the minors. Miller said he was to be activated for the World Series.

Miller, who spent 22 years with the Angels as a player and administrator, does not buy into the so-called "Angels' curse," which some fans cite when discussing the team's postseason drought. The Angels also lost playoff series in 1979 and 1982.

"It's time for that stuff to die," said Miller, a Yorba Linda resident. "I don't believe in bad luck, either. The organization has had only three cracks at this."

Different story now

Grich, who lives in Orange County and works in the Angels' speakers' bureau, said the 2002 Angels are poised to dispel the disappointment of 1986.

"The team has to make believers out of their fans," said Grich, who retired after the 1986 season. "They have to show their fans they can do it and the fans will get behind the team."

Grich cited the team's unity and confidence as keys to its success this year.

"They have a group that really puts the team's best interests at the forefront at all times, and they don't seem to care who gets the headlines," he said.

Mauch, Miller and Grich agreed the 1986 Angels would match up well in speed and power with the 2002 roster, but the current Angels have the edge in pitching.

"They might be a little deeper in the bullpen than we were, and so far the manager they have now knows a lot more about handling the bullpen than the manager we had in 1986," Mauch said dryly.

Lucas, who now lives in Wisconsin, was flicking through channels on his television Thursday when he spotted the Angels' postgame celebration.

"I was just so happy," Lucas said. "I think it's just great for them to get back. . . . They have some great fans out there, and those people deserve to have a winner."

Reach Michael Fisher at (909) 368-9470 or mfisher@pe.com




Published 9/30/2002
15 posted on 10/02/2002 9:29:57 AM PDT by dennisw
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To: dead; Gumlegs
Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig, hunkered down in his office, was unavailable for comment.

"Upon further review, the Commisioner's office has decided to declare
the playoffs between the '86 Red Sox and the '02 Yankees a tie.
No one feels worse about this than I do, really."


As a result of this tie, the '82 Brewers will play the winner of the '73 A's vs. '87 Twins playoff.

16 posted on 10/02/2002 9:32:35 AM PDT by Sabertooth
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To: dead
Funny, nicely written. I've been comparing Torch to the Rams quiting on the Patriots in the 3rd quarter and asking to bring in some other team.
17 posted on 10/02/2002 9:34:53 AM PDT by Gothmog
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To: dead
LOL!!! GO RED SOX!!!
18 posted on 10/02/2002 9:37:24 AM PDT by dittomom
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To: dead; Senator Pardek; Askel5; Wally Cleaver; SLB
Super job!

GO Clemens GO!!
19 posted on 10/02/2002 9:38:46 AM PDT by Fred Mertz
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LOL! needed those laughs!
20 posted on 10/02/2002 9:42:41 AM PDT by Molly Pitcher
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