[Sender]

Sitrep OpFor: Charlie camp (DU) is in absolute swoon. Men (speaking loosely) are in awe, comparing fat Ted to JFK, saying history is being written today, yada yada. Females are all gooey and trembling at the sound of blubber Teddy's voice. All agree that a concerted, coordinated dem attack has begun, and the pubs are in full retreat, headed for the cliff edge. God these people are pathetic. I'll feel no sympathy for them after the November slaughter of the dems.

[Wild Irish Rogue]

" Sitrep OpFor: Charlie camp (DU) is in absolute swoon. Men (speaking loosely) are in awe, comparing fat Ted to JFK, saying history is being written today, yada yada. Females are all gooey and trembling at the sound of blubber Teddy's voice."

Do you remember the character "Pat" from SNL? No one could tell, if Pat was a man or woman. That's how I envision the inhabitants of the DU.