Iraq Begins Imposing Conditions

Agence France Presse ^ | 9/21/02 | Agence France Presse

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Kofi Annan is Sadaam Hussein's personal vassal.

Is it vassal or vessel?

[johnb838]

HA! Or the woman ululating over the nacho no doubt!






THERE IS NO GOD NAMED ALLAH!

AND IF THERE WAS HE WOULD NOT CHOOSE A THIEF AND A PEDOPHILE TO BE HIS PROPHET. PROPHETS MUST BE PURE OR THEIR MESSAGE IS TAINTED.

(just thought I'd throw that in. mohammedans must love this board and its tolerance.)

[johnb838]

Let us just say Butt Boy and be done with it.

And to all who say we can't remove a head of state... Where is Manuel Noriega today? Uh Huh. In a Federal Pen. That's right. That might be a decent place to exile Mr. Hussein to as well. Should termination with extreme prejudice not turn out to be a viable option.

[river rat]

".....he served quite the distinguished military career before the unfortunate incident at Little Big Horn.

There are some friends of mine - from the South - that regret he was not hung during the Civil War for his treatment of captured Confederates.
Semper Fi

[Mr. Mojo]

That's what I'm waiting for. An ultimatum with a deadline attached.

I don't think we're going to see a deadline/ultimatum. The administration wants the commencement time of this operation to be somewhat of a surprise. It'll be totally different in character than Desert Storm.

[sinclair]

UN inspectors = human shields

[Mr. Mojo]

Have they missed the point that we don't NEED their help. And we prefer that they take a seat on the bench and shut the hell up.

Yep, the Krauts have yet to figure out that they're the awkward .188 hitter with the league-minimum contract warming the end of the bench.

[jws3sticks]

United & American Airlines announces new flyover route: Qatar to Baghdadio and back.

Repeat as often as necessary!

Frequent flyer miles will be doubled for evening and night time flights, as usual.

This is similar to the recent viewing flyover tours of Afghanistan.

A good time was had by all!

[Mr. Mojo]

someone will provide a pic of that hate-filled, fata$$ cretin woman.

I'm about to have lunch, so I hope not.

[LibKill]

"Nothing purifies quite like fire."

Baghdad could use a little purification.

[VaBthang4]

IMHO Mid to late October.

[Publius6961]

I can't help wondering how many different definitions of "unconditional" exist in Arabic or Farsi...

[Mr. Mojo]

IMHO Mid to late October.

Mid-Oct is the full moon, and thus we'd be fighting in a very bright evening sky, which wouldn't play to our distinct night-fighting advantages. The best time to start would be 3 or 4 days before a new moon -- The new moon in Oct and Nov is around the 5th or 6th of each month.

[Publius6961]

Has Bushie given them an ultimatum yet? That's what I'm waiting for. An ultimatum with a deadline attached. It should be for unconditional surrender, but I expect it will be milder than that.

What planet have you been on?

The unconditional surrender became an established historical fact in 1992. There is no need to revisit that.

Why it was not implemented for 10 years is a whole other story.

[Salvation]

Any predictions?

[Robert_Paulson2]

heh heh...
new moon
new moon
coming soon
coming soon.

[Robert_Paulson2]

yup... spot on. sadaam is looking for a few good human shields.

[Robert_Paulson2]

I saw that and thought the same thing.