[Protagoras]

Libertarians spend 80 percent of their time obsessing about dope.

Authoritarian fascists spend 99% of their time obsessing about libertarians.

[Cultural Jihad]

Sometimes a medical doctor might have a fascination for a certain pathology or other. If there were moral-liberals of other humanist ideologies such as Trotskyites posting here then they might say the same thing as you have said.

[freebilly]

Authoritarian fascists spend 99% of their time obsessing about libertarians.

Reminds me of the Humphrey Bogart line to Peter Lorrie in Casablanca:

"You must hate me, don't you Rick?"

"Hate you? Well, I would, if I ever thought about you...."

[Conagher]

Authoritarian fascists spend 99% of their time obsessing about libertarians.

Libertarians spend 100% of their time thinking they're actually relevant.