[Prodigal Son]

I know, that was totally bizarre. Just the thought of getting near her sends a shiver down my spine- what sort of weird perverted fetish does that dude have?

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

I think dancing with mannikins would be more sane than wanting to dance with Reno. A definite Mzzzzz Burleigh moment. Mom says he should count himself lucky. Think of all the canine shots he would need. Rabies. Kennel cough. Heart worm. All those expensive, painful shots. She wonders if that jerking hand motion Old Shake-and-Bake has might turn him on? I can't imagine it, myself. I think he might suffer from a severe depravity, a form of mascicism, a turn-on to humiliate himself publicly.