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And Now For Something Completely Different: Women's Naked Farming Brings Rain
The Sydney Morning Herald ^ | August 16, 2002 | staff writer

Posted on 08/15/2002 8:19:13 AM PDT by yankeedame

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To: yankeedame
Secret Weapon....deemed 'Operation Bootylicious'...nekkid American women(we can call them Virgins if you like)dancing around in different muslim countries at the same time might bring more than rain.....hmmmmmm....muslims will think they are already in heaven...
41 posted on 08/15/2002 2:04:23 PM PDT by BossLady
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To: HairOfTheDog
I wonder, two rains, two naked women dancing?

Say, just how would someone reward dancing naked women for all the good they do? ;~)

42 posted on 08/15/2002 2:07:04 PM PDT by Inge_CAV
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To: Mad Dawgg
too bashful... I am a shy nekkid farming newbie!
43 posted on 08/15/2002 2:07:15 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Inge_CAV
Well, for one they are gonna need a towel! But I am sure you can think of something nice!
44 posted on 08/15/2002 2:08:38 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: yankeedame; MeeknMing
Naked farming was not the only ritual performed by the locals, they also "married" male and female frogs and staged naked dances,

Can't you just imagine it? They found frogs during a drought, and does anyone know how to tell the difference between a male and female frog and then put little wedding dresses on them? If so, I don't want photos.

This is serious, Meek and Ming. Naked women, locking their husbands indoors, running around at night chasing frogs and dancing, trying to make it rain. And it worked! LOL!

45 posted on 08/15/2002 2:08:54 PM PDT by xJones
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To: BossLady
'Operation Bootylicious'

Now, I could get behind that one....... : )

46 posted on 08/15/2002 2:09:49 PM PDT by Inge_CAV
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
I've been to Nepal....

careful what you wish for....

47 posted on 08/15/2002 2:10:33 PM PDT by tcostell
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To: HairOfTheDog
NEKKID WOMEN FARMERS!

Hot damn! “Green Acres” here I come! ;^D

48 posted on 08/15/2002 2:12:41 PM PDT by johnny7
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To: Inge_CAV
So I will put you down to run the BootyCam on location then???? :o
49 posted on 08/15/2002 2:12:52 PM PDT by BossLady
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To: HairOfTheDog
...they also "married" male and female frogs and...

Oh, Oh, of course! Married them to each other!

Like the Monty Python bit: "...this seems hardly the time for a party." "Search party, Sir." "Oh, Oh, Oh, right you are, search party!"

Seemed a bit daft, having to marry a frog just to dance naked in the dark, although, if the came from a good family, and had a Baronet or Prince in the linage....

50 posted on 08/15/2002 2:20:54 PM PDT by FreedomFarmer
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To: BossLady
Of course........ : )

51 posted on 08/15/2002 2:32:10 PM PDT by Inge_CAV
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To: All
Someone, of course, has already written a book...


52 posted on 08/15/2002 2:48:55 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
a round-robin romance...

Doesn't seem to be much of a market for slim-robin novels these days.

(I hope they gave away the ending in the title.)

53 posted on 08/15/2002 4:10:23 PM PDT by FreedomFarmer
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To: FreedomFarmer
I am not even sure what that means... "round-robin romance and murder mystery" I am intrigued...

I hope the title didn't give away the end though... I think "Naked came the farmer" better be the start of a tale, not the end of it!
54 posted on 08/15/2002 4:22:20 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: yankeedame
So when is Playboy's "Women Farmers of Nepal" issue due out?
55 posted on 08/15/2002 4:29:09 PM PDT by Wondervixen
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To: xJones
This is serious, Meek and Ming. Naked women, locking their husbands indoors, running around at night chasing frogs and dancing, trying to make it rain. And it worked! LOL!

Serious? I believe you!











56 posted on 08/15/2002 6:08:43 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: MeeknMing
One day I may think about forgiving you for your post #56. It won't be anytime soon.

ROTFLOL!

57 posted on 08/15/2002 6:19:14 PM PDT by xJones
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To: HairOfTheDog; 2Trievers
"Naked Came The Farmer"

Ok 2Ts, fess up now, are you the author of this novel? : )

58 posted on 08/15/2002 6:30:45 PM PDT by Inge_CAV
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To: Wondervixen
"So when is Playboy's "Women Farmers of Nepal" issue due out?"

I think National Geographic has already did a spread on Nepal.......... : )

59 posted on 08/15/2002 6:32:51 PM PDT by Inge_CAV
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To: Mad Dawgg
Beer Goggles will counter the effects of nekkid farmer stealth technology!
60 posted on 08/15/2002 6:37:19 PM PDT by stainlessbanner
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