Saudis to lash Nigerian for sex with camel

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[foolscap]

I'll bet that long ladder he was sneaking around with was the big tip off of his lustful intent.

[contessa machiaveli]

the nigerian didn't realize the camel was osama's mistress.

[MinuteGal]

TABUK SURGEON GENERAL WARNING: Camels may be dangerous to your health. Plus your chances of 72 Virgins slims.

Leni

[dighton]

Here ya go.

[sweetliberty]

Parsy, you are SO predictable! Hehehe...I should know by now what threads I'm going to run into you on. What does that say about me? Guess I'd better shut up.

[teletech]

Was it a one hump or two hump?

[Doctor Don]

Well that depends on what the meaing of "is" is?

[Savage Beast]

Thanks, Dighton. I thought so:

"Midnight at the oasis
Take your camel to bed
Shadows paintin' our faces
Traces of romance in our heads
Heaven's holdin' a half-moon
Shinin' just for us "

I think the half-moon is a reference to the Moon God.

Isn't this from the Koran?

I think it is a sanctioning of human-camel relationships and means that the teenage Nigerian "offender" should be exhalted rather than lashed.

[Chest Rockwell]

"240 lashes for the boy and NONE for the camel."

Completely unfair. From what I hear, the camel was dressed quite provacatively. Exposed face, ankles, and hindquarters.

[MarkL]

Saudis to lash Nigerian for sex with camel

Oh... I understand now... The guy was trying to have sex with the camel...
From the headline, I was trying to figure out how you can use a camel to deliver lashes to a sexual preditor, but it did sound like a good idea...

Mark

[dighton]

Exactly. This camel is among the corrupt of the earth. A proper sharia court would have had her stoned to death.

Welcome to FreeRepublic.

[vetvetdoug]

Th fact that the Nigerian chose a Dromedary camel for sex just shows his ignorance. With a Bacteranian camel one can get two humps for the price of one. Silly Nigerian...

[Rebel_Ace]

Adds a whole new meaning to the term "Camel Jockey".

[Grut]

I thought the punishment for sex with a camel was sex with a camel twice!

[2sheep]

>Boy, talk about hypocrisy.

You are right.  One of the links below mentions how they love to particularly enslave Americans.

 Saudhouse:  U.S. Children as a Target of the International Sex Slave Trade

 See also, Sauduction and Saudi pedophiles -- More here.

[Chest Rockwell]

Thanks, dighton. Just got back from an extended tour of duty trolling on the Democratic Underground message boards. My faith in humanity has been shaken to the core. Starting to feel a little better after reading through the posts here.

[Young Werther]

I was wondering who would bring up that old joke. The version I heard was about a Air Force co-pilot on his first B-47 deployment to Libya. He was gettin' horny.....

.Punchline goes kinda.."but sir the camel is what we ride to go into town!"

[mrfixit514]

He misunderstood when somone said something about a camel hump.

[Brush_Your_Teeth]

Ah you ignorant conservatives! ITS A LIFESTYLE CHOICE!

Why do you have to be so judgemental? :)

[general_re]

Unbelieveable. 60 posts, and nobody's linked to the (in)famous camel joke...