Failures? I haven't failed at parenting. No. 1 daughter is a MSRN nurse anesistest; No. 2 daughter is in real estate. Both are now married and I've just learned I'm going to be a 1st time grandfather this October...I didn't fail at anything but I did have to endure the 15, 16, 17 and 18-year-old rites of passage (and here's hoping when your turn comes it will be doubly hard).
I guess, you are honest about being a mean dog. Why would you wish bad things to someone?
Sorry to disappoint you: I am way past raising teenagers. And, although I have two very stern German shepherds, none of them is mean either.
Both are now married and I've just learned I'm going to be a 1st time grandfather this October...
I am genuinely happy for you. I wish your daughter easy pregnancy, safe delivery, and many years of happiness in her expanding family.
Given you mean spirit, I shall not be responding to you any further.