[pariah]

I like this one a lot:
HOW THE RECENTLY DECLASSIFIED TOP-SECRET NORTHWOODS DOCUMENT WRITTEN BY THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF LAID OUT PLANS TO BOMB WASHINGTON AND TO HIJACK AIRPLANES AS A PRETEXT FOR WAR

Right. The Joint Chiefs wrote down their treasonous plans to bomb Washington, then allowed the documents to become declassified and available to the public. Right. Only in the ozone-layer inhabited by nut-cases, left and right wing.

[Mulder]

Right. The Joint Chiefs wrote down their treasonous plans to bomb Washington, then allowed the documents to become declassified and available to the public. Right. Only in the ozone-layer inhabited by nut-cases, left and right wing.

The Baltimore Sun reported this story as well: Click here