[Washington-Husky]

Good one! Yes, from now on, let's post market humor here as an adjunct to the discussion of the carnage going on in the markets daily.

[Tauzero]

Little Billy ran into the kitchen with his new dog, tracking mud and dirt everywhere. Horrified, Billy's angry mother told him to get the dog out of the house -- and to get rid of it.

"But Mom!" Billy protested. "I paid Jimmy $10000 dollars for him!"

"Ten thousand dollars?! Nonsense. Where on earth did you you get $10000?!"

"Well," Billy said, "I didn't have the cash so I traded Jimmy two $5000 turtles."