[TheBattman]

I still haven't figured out how many babies they have to milk to get a gallon of baby milk????

[Tennessee_Bob]

When my middle stepdaughter was about seven years old, I was stationed in Las Vegas. We went to Lucky's to get some stuff for my daughter - as we walk to the baby section, I ask her "Where do we get corn oil?"
She answers "From corn."
Where do we get sunflower oil?
From sunflowers
Where do we get vegetable oil?
From vegetables
So then I ask her "where do we get baby oil?"

Her jaw drops, and the lady that had been walking behind us laughs and says "Dad, you're terrible."