Iraqis Hurt in U.S.-British Air Raids

Las Vegas Sun ^ | 6/13/02 | AP

[Tennessee_Bob]

When my middle stepdaughter was about seven years old, I was stationed in Las Vegas. We went to Lucky's to get some stuff for my daughter - as we walk to the baby section, I ask her "Where do we get corn oil?"
She answers "From corn."
Where do we get sunflower oil?
From sunflowers
Where do we get vegetable oil?
From vegetables
So then I ask her "where do we get baby oil?"

Her jaw drops, and the lady that had been walking behind us laughs and says "Dad, you're terrible."

[EODGUY]

I think the real reason saddam is upset about "reported civilian casualties" is because he didn't get a chance to try out his latest nerve gas on them first.

[sam_paine]

(18 seconds of laughter) That was pretty damn hilarious.