[shezza]

A few more, for toe-tappin' fun:

Give me down to there hair,
Shoulder length or longer,
Here baby, there mama,
Brother, daddy, who knows whose
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair.

Brown, blonde, color-treated
Long hair, short hair, Asian, Layla's,
Frayed ends, split ends, blunt ends, tapered.
On the floors and in the laundry,
Find it, bag it, what a quandry--
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair.

[shezza]

"She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her her name
And in a dark brown voice she said, "Layla."
L-A-Y-L-A Layla, lay lay lay Layla.

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine,
Oh my Layla, lay lay lay Layla, lay lay lay Layla.

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walks like a dog and talks like a man
Oh my Layla, lay lay lay Layla, lay lay lay Layla.

Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
But when I looked in her eyes,
I almost fell for my Layla,
Lay lay lay Layla, lay lay lay Layla.

Girls will be dogs, and dogs will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
Except for Layla. Lay lay lay Layla, lay lay lay Layla."

(apologies to the Kinks)